E's Surf Report

First

first loser

Thought this site was gone! Just checked it out and Wamo...it's back! What's up ...gone or not gone....?

BVB, I'll think about it and get back to you.

Hey whats all the fury about me kayaking at Steamer Lane? My understanding is that it is a shipping lane which would give me more rights out there than any of you styrofoam riding ken dolls. Next time get out of my way. I intend to spend much more time out there in the near future and I am eager to ride at the pleasure point place too.

Skip an imaginary man and his positions passing indiscriminate judgement on a real man, who hides behind nothing and states his opinions and just surfs. What is it you don't like? Is it your inner demons? You're failing as a man and as a surfer? That one would intimidate you so bad with typed words lamenting the rape of our state and coast and sport of kings?
No, I don't think BVB should give it up to the guitar playing, marijuana hyping, western migrating internet generation and their new sport. Surfing is sooooo cooool. Like weed and rockers.
Give it to the masses Skip. It's for everyone. But the beach is still filled with trash so you gave it to the wrong masses.

really sweet story today e! totally brought me back to christmas eve 04. 36 degree air. 40-something degree water. hard offshores. me and my bro only had 2 good gloves between us. but the peeling chest high waves at one of my fav reefs in my parents tiny town in northern ri could not be passed up. grass lot on top of a cliff and everything. as i paddled out, my left hand felt like the turkey in the fridge at home. but my bro didn't last, so i got his other glove while he sat and watched from the cobble shore. yeah! ne rocks. i still have to get out to that little island though. still have the map. maybe there'll be hurricane swell when i'm there in august. hehe. surf!

it sure would be nice if bobby truelove would come back and clean up this mess. at least they had backing then. who's the muscle for the current kcl sissys- the red haired ronald mcdonald kid?? ha

the beach is filled with trash, sewage and uninformed kooks because the long-standing local regulators have failed. they are clearly inept and unable to fullfill the requirements of the position they so righteously claim. you have squandered 20+ years of opportunity to advocate for your precious beach and now you lash out at others who come to enjoy what you have mismanaged and allowed to become the place it is today.

Side Show Bob

what likes 11 seconds and calls itself a wave?

the ronald mcdonald kid surfs better than you and doesn't ever fight or bad vibe. or come to this website to "belong"
Truelove will be back. And you will run and hide as normal.

the locals vs. trannys crap is just about the gayest thing i have ever heard. what is this - west side story? get a life you geaks.

the beach is filled with trash because low lifes disrespected it, and wanne be souled out surf poseurs claim to love her but give her no time for a clean up.

has anyone surfed in colombia?

yes, people on this earth have surfed in colombia

Skip and Chan are life partners and are living in the desert in the federal witness protection program for excessive poopy picture spamming

how come posts on here get censored when the niceness crew doesn't like the words or imagery but personal attacks on people who moved away or resemble fast food chain spokespersons are fair game?

Un-fantasy boat trip roster ( 2 weeks):

1 bvb
2 scalan
3 big tim
4 ?
5 ?
6?
7?
8?

fill in 4 through 8 to build your un-fantasy???

sweet one today e!

Excellent work class!
Mollusk is the new face of OB! Niceness creates love and acceptance. Dismissed in 8 pages of media fodder the old crew laments and is powerless.

Un-fantasy Tahiti trip roster:

1. Quiksilver
2. SURFER mag
3. SURFING mag
4. TSJ
5. Water mag
6. Surfline
7. Slayterer

"I'll salute the New Wave
And I hope nobody escapes

I'm so bored with the U...S...A...
But what can I do?"

great story e. don't let the asswipes get you down.

ok i'll be positive now..the real fantasy boat trip

1 jeff booth
2 occy
3 lay back larry bertelman
4 martin potter
5 jim banks
6 dane kealhoa

get real, like you want to take a boat trip with 9 pros. like you'd get any waves. maybe you wnt the them to stroke you "oh, bro, you surf so good", etc.

Here is the real fantasy trip:
1- Jenny McCarthy (slutty, semi-hot, adventuresome, likes to take risks)
2- Elle McPherson (hotter than hell, likes to get naked)
3- Jennifer Aniston (hot, skinny, needs to get laid)
4- Veronica Kaye (cute, and even though she cant surf, you know she'd paddle out and keep you company, will hump for meth)
5- Giselle (hotter than hot, likes to get naked)
6- Jennifer Connelley (hot, brunette, likes nudity, likes sex)
7- Britney Spears (stupid, but slutty, likes to hump and she is somebody that everyone can laugh at)
8- Malia Jones (hot, hawaiian, likes to hump)
9- me

That's it. I'll be honest and say that I couldnt handle any more than that for 10 days. I'd have to bring along an extra load of cigarettes for Aniston. The girl-on-girl action would be epic.

un-fantasy boat trip is a little too neg...

fantasy boat trip....

Gerry Lopez. An original explorer, the stories over jays at night would be legendary

Web. Someone's gotta drive the boat.

artifact. Need a good photog, and he's also a good explorer

e. Someone to play guitar around the campfire, and emanate stoke

either of the two noriega brazzos. Stoke emanation, staying out of the rest of our ways on waves, and still scoring all the barrels

bagel. his artwork would be another great addition, plus his navy seal background would come in handy if we have any first-aid type problems. However, if he brings his girlfriend's dog I am going to roast it over a spit and eat it.

we also need a "mikey. You remember, the kid from the Life cereal commercials? This guy will paddle out first. Test the water. Make sure a wave is rideable for the rest of us. He's gonna get impaled on reefs, step on sea urchins and stingrays, get nailed by jellyfish, and get pitched by waves too fast to surf. He's gotta have a few screws loose, but otherwise be cool. Odd Todd would fill this role perfectly.

And we need someone to pay the bill, the perfect father figure. Jimmie.

sign me up

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nora jones is ravi shankars daughter. Thought you guys should know that

they would both be on my boat trip. Ravi’s buddy Zakir would be there too.

Nora would be my girlfriend

Curren would be there.

little bro on drums

champagne, reefer, and a little mushrooms.

chef ramsey

3 friends of my picking+ they’re fantasy girls

Fishing poles.

Whilly nelson.

Rights only.

Surf videos.

Simpsons uno.

I would like a 10 day trip with about 8 or 9 Brazilians. They can all drop in on themselves (like we know the Brazilian Wolfpacks do) and they can take turns dropping in on me. Fun. I'll bring the KY.

fuck me

not really

supid internet!

one more try! my girlfriend and her dad!

I can't stand to be on a boat for more than about 6 hours. Give me that new toyota CJ (the hummer of the new millenium, soon to hit the GH I'm sure), two companions and a good map of mex,centro an sur america. and a gas card.

Here's my fantasy boat trip
1- Surf seeker Seven
2- G man
3- Me
4- Christy Canyon in her prime
5-Selma Hayek
6-Shakira
7- Milena Velba
8- The Milf's from desparate housewifes
9-Anna K.
10- Stuart Magolin ( the dude who played Angel in the Rockford files)

i saw Nora Jones on MTV Cribs. Seems like a HUGE Ego, always pimping who her grandpa is, etc. everybody knows who her grandpa is, but who cares???

Not very stylish, and VERY big on herself.
She looks a little heavy for my taste too, doesnt do much cardio.

Kinda the female version of Donovan Frankenconverter, trying to milk that retro-throwback thing.... it's working i guess.

just my opinion. sorry.

who's opinion?

anooshka (sp?) is way cuter than nora.

good kine boat trip:
chartered and crewed out of Mogadishu, Somalia
guests:
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-BVB
-Skip
-Truelove
-Assfinger
-a chimpanzee
-a kangaroo
-a reporter from San Francisco magazine
provisions: rice, beans, bananas & 10 cases of Red Bull and rum

un-fantasy boat trip is a little too neg...

fantasy boat trip....

Gerry Lopez. An original explorer, the stories over jays at night would be legendary

Web. Someone's gotta drive the boat.

artifact. Need a good photog, and he's also a good explorer

e. Someone to play guitar around the campfire, and emanate stoke

either of the two noriega brazzos. Stoke emanation, staying out of the rest of our ways on waves, and still scoring all the barrels

bagel. his artwork would be another great addition, plus his navy seal background would come in handy if we have any first-aid type problems. However, if he brings his girlfriend's dog I am going to roast it over a spit and eat it.

we also need a "mikey. You remember, the kid from the Life cereal commercials? This guy will paddle out first. Test the water. Make sure a wave is rideable for the rest of us. He's gonna get impaled on reefs, step on sea urchins and stingrays, get nailed by jellyfish, and get pitched by waves too fast to surf. He's gotta have a few screws loose, but otherwise be cool. Odd Todd would fill this role perfectly.

And we need someone to pay the bill, the perfect father figure. Jimmie.

sign me up

OK, here's my boat trip:

~Antman and G
~Kelly Slater, but he's not allowed to surf, just take video of us and give us pointers and compliment us on even the most basic move. He's also allowed to email back our exploits to all the mags, especially The Surfer's Journal.
~3 incredibly hot young women, sexually un-inhibited and content to read books or sun tan for the 8 hours per day we dudes are in the water.
~A professionally trained French chef
~A professionally trained Italian chef
~Satellite TV with all the 2006 world cup games.
Mendocino bud, freezing cold Mexican beer, fine wine and a private crapper for each and all on board.

MMMMmmmmm private craaaaaaaperrrrrrr

OK, here's my boat trip:

~Antman and G
~Kelly Slater, but he's not allowed to surf, just take video of us and give us pointers and compliment us on even the most basic move. He's also allowed to email back our exploits to all the mags, especially The Surfer's Journal.
~3 incredibly hot young women, sexually un-inhibited and content to read books or sun tan for the 8 hours per day we dudes are in the water.
~A professionally trained French chef
~A professionally trained Italian chef
~Satellite TV with all the 2006 world cup games.
Mendocino bud, freezing cold Mexican beer, fine wine and a private crapper for each and all on board.

MMMMmmmmm private craaaaaaaperrrrrrr

nora jones is ravi shankars daughter. Thought you guys should know that

they would both be on my boat trip. Ravi’s buddy Zakir would be there too.

Nora would be my girlfriend

Curren would be there.

little bro on drums

champagne, reefer, and a little mushrooms.

chef ramsey

3 friends of my picking+ they’re fantasy girls

Fishing poles.

Whilly nelson.

Rights only.

Surf videos.

Simpsons uno.

word oppinon guy. she looks hot in photos. i had no idea she was related to those guys and thought that that was kind of cool and a good vibe for my boat trip. and her voice is great.

oh dang! an internet call out!

You again. You are by far the newest and most negative poster/poseur to be shit out the asshole of the internet. Who the hell are you you stinking clod? Jesus say's, " SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET AN AFTERLIFE."
I'd rather spend 2 weks on a boat with all of the above, including Big Tim rather than read one line of your sperm wiped garbage. DIE FUCKER DIE!

So, are you guys all at work? Is this what you do instead of shouting at the boss (or worse)?

please play nice people! don't antagonize the old enforcer guys. When i surf around town the crusties assume it's ME doing the shittalking. I don't want to get my ass kicked because some random in Modesto is talking trash about big tim here on the blog.

please don't talk shit about the crew in town. If you really have a problem simply go over there in the afternoon and do something about it.

thanks for reading.

peace.

Yep. Thanks E.

plus it's boring as hell.

Well said E. This board is about having fun, not shit talking...

"Big Tim" is actually pretty cool in real life. He talks to the clouds the way BLT does because he's fed up with having to deal with all the new happy people in the lineup. He should keep up with his medicine though, or he'll end up like Steve was on Kauai shouting to the high heavens at nothing or anyone in particular...

rest assured, the OB "heavies" cant read. You are safe.

That blond chick on American Idol is so HOT. Stupid and HOT. great combo!

[reposting from last night, w/ spelling corrections]

"Hi Kooks" (not haiku)
-------------------------------------

Born to hate each other
Kooks

Surfed the unsecret spot 20 minutes
"Hi Kooks"

Surfed the unsecret spot 20 years
Still Kooks

Staring back at you -- recursive mirrors!
Endless Mandelbrot of Kooks

Exited the Ocean
Kooks, Thought I Shook You

Dry land, wet sand, saturated ocean
Kooks Hold On Tight

Secret spot? Nah, see that over there...
Kooks

All mediums, all outlands, your special skin,
With Kooks, Become Kooks

It's you, but you can't touch it
Kooks

Kooks calling kooks kooks
Loving You Is Easy, Kooks....

Nora can suck cock too

you have to repost your stupid "haiku" from last night? what a narcissistic tool. who gives a phuck what you type, troll?

abraham lincoln is the new jesus

Can anyone summerize the SF Magazine story for me?

can I get some opinions on Mollusk

candy store

"surf boutique".... it'd fit better in hayes valley

they don't have a single retro boogie board or anything

ha

i used to live right around the corner. looked empty most of the time. boards were beautiful, but didn't look like they moved much inventory. would rearrange boards occasionally and you could see new ones from the window. when i did walk by and see someone they'd nod the ol' "wassup". people seemed nice but i could never tell who worked there and who was just hanging out - they all looked the same. i never really felt the need to go in there, when i go to surf shop i'm usually looking for a repair kit, wax or to look at magazines without buying them.

people doing yoga there at night. some art events there at night as well. pretty hot chicks for the outer sunset hanging out around there. if they played surf vids I'd probably would have made an effort to hang out there. i'm not much of an art guy though. the boards did look nice, I always told myself that I'd pick up a couple when they had their "going out of buisness" sale.

if they can survive, more power to them. that whole area is a little dilapidated, maybe a couple other businesses will open up there and make it a little less depressing out there.

that would probably make the old crusties mad though. understandable.

is bbr biased?

I've been in there a few times, they seem to be moving boards, and there are some really nice boards in there.

i like the shop, i just think they'd be better off at a different location. their art shows are cool (well the trefz thing was... that's all i've seen) and i like their shirt designs and all that crap.

I hope they do well, I am not sure if there is enough business to go around, between aqua and wise.

I wish them best. Also, anyone know the times for the yoga class? I hate trekking to the inner sunset for bikram class.

the mollusk boards are so friggin expensive. shit.

I think Jay, not in a "gay" way is pretty cute.

Hanging out at surf shops is lame.

why come?

If they move those exotic boards, Bob Wise will stock ten times as many as they do, and undersell them, until they leave town.

Its the way of the surfshop in SF.

The SF Magazine article was a love letter to Mollusk. It provided some good history of surfing OB. BVB, Hickey, Renneker and Warshaw are mentioned but otherwise its about a couple of cool arty guys who happen to surf. It's well written and could just as easily have appeared in TSJ. On the front cover of the mag it asks "Can Ocean Beach Save Surfing?" but that question never gets answered.

That's funny. Then mention BVB, Hickey, Renneker, and Warshaw.

It is hardly ever that any of them surf OB (to be fair, at least some of them used to).

They shoulda mentioned Alex Martins, Friend #1, e, Judith, and Danny Hess.

I'd love to know the financials of that Mollusk shop. How big a loan they had to take out, and what the cash flow is per month. Nice idea, hope it works for them. brings lots of hot chicks to our hood, which is always a good thing. I wish about 40 other cool/progressive/clean businesses would start up in our area out here.

What I don't understand is how these dirty chinese restaurants can make their rent, when they are EMPTY 95% of the time. Makes no sense. Wish they would fold and bring in some good restaurants that at the very least wash their windows. That is what we need.

those dirty chinese restaurants are likely laundering dirty chinese money.

Future Kellys Cove Locals, warming up in the park before paddling out:

mollusk reminds me of a business i owned many years ago...people hang out, talk shit, and enjoy themselves. it's about trying to create a community, not just push merchandise. and if my money is gonna go to some shop then it's gonna go to owners i can respect. plus, i bought a used board there and they threw in a sweet t-shirt!!

and it's great to see this blog having a positive day! the reincarnation of niceness!!

Never surf the beach anymore? Are you fucking kidding yourself? Just because we're not part of your Pachinko pig-pile doesn't mean we're not out there. Do you actually know any of the people you mention? Would you recognize Warshaw if you saw him? Doc? BVB?
You're a beetles ass. Judith? E? Danny aka Slyaterer? Check your rented shit in at WISE and leave.

You're right, I suck! I'm a troll. I'm a narcissist. You're a great writer and I'm a nobody. I understand this, and I love you still.

oh great, we have bvb on the line...

Warshaw is a yuppie wannabee, wire rim glasses, close to 6' tall, short black hair, rarely drives over the hill anymore.

Doc is way tall, bearded, skinny, brown hair ponytail, is at Mavericks half the time I'm there, and I've seen him at OB three times in the last 10 years. I actually see him more at La Playa than at the beach. If e had left his hair long and grew a beard he could be Doc's son.

BVB is an annoying short skinny napoleonic-complex dark skinned Mexican with a loud mouth and a sugar-daddy wife.

those chinese places have been there since before you were born. they are either owned by them or have extremely cheap rent as a result.

I hadn't realized I had reached such lofty status as to join the OB Glitterati.

But for the record, last time I surfed out front, Warshaw was catching more waves than me.

Or was it the guy I only think is Warshaw based on his looks, since we have never spoken more than a few words to eachother?

clean up the blight, get rid of the shitty empty restaurants. bring Chow and Blowfish and Cha Cha Cha to the Outer Sunset. bring it!!

I met Dan Malloy at a surf mag release party at Mollusk a few months ago. We shot the shit for a few minutes, said he was friends with the owners, and was up in NorCal surfing Mav's. His girlfriend was so hot! I fucked her in the art corner in back when Dan had his back turned.

i hate the Happy Immortal

This blog has really gone negative since E took a week off. Half you guys here would have a lot more fun at Aggroville and then you can like join thinkers of your like kind. Try it, you'll like it.

I know BLT pretty well...
Do you always speak outta yer reamed out ass you racist homophobic shit talking bvd wearing white trash hero? Same clod it sounds like - totally angry lurker mad that he/she? isn't part of any worthy discernablecommunity mention that we know of - hides exclusively behind his computer - what a piece of shit you are....
And in this corner: Weighing in @160 -5-9" He's hardly short, this guys pure junk yard dog. FYI; in intellectual circles here in California we use the term 'Mexican American' you ignorant fuck.

hey anon "Delete E", I guarantee that the Slayer surfs better than you, and he can kick your ass, literally and figuratively. if you are so tough-guy local, then why are you trolling the blog?

admit it, you enjoy it when your boyfriend takes a shit on your chest.

I'm quite certain Matt is above this petty bullshit just as his surfing is likely still on a level above most around him.

Most definitely there are sluts hang out at Mollusk. I mean, they are hot and all, but they are easy. It's a trip just how easy you can get in a chick's pants if you hang in those circles.

Does that Doc Renneker guy even surf OB? I heard all he can do is drop in on waves, not even turn. needs to prescribe himself some rail-to-rail I guess.

Thank god, Sactomex is back!! Bring it. Mas Cebollas!!!

4:20. time to get blissed.

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It was Spain that had initially brought Europe to our country's southern and western half, from the Florida Keys to Alaska. Spain's northern empire included not only Florida and the Great Southwest, but also areas in the deep South and lower Midwest. Spain, for example, founded towns that would eventually become Memphis, Tennessee, and Vicksburg, Mississippi.

Spain considered the frontier north of Mexico as a relatively unimportant part of its New World empire. Spanish objectives in the northern frontier were twofold: to convert the Indians to Catholicism and to serve as a buffer to protect wealthier areas of central Mexico.

In recent years, there has been a tendency to belittle Spain's impact on the Southwest, even though it exercised sovereignty over the region for three centuries. Conflict with Indians and the failure to find major silver or gold deposits made it difficult to persuade settlers to colonize the region. Spanish settlement was largely confined to religious missions, a few small civilians towns, and military posts intended to prevent encroachment by Russia, France, and England. It was not until 1749 that Spain established the first civilian town in Texas, a town that eventually became Laredo; and not before 1769 did Spain establish permanent settlements in California.

Fixated on religious conversion and military control, Spain inhibited economic development. Following the dictates of an economic philosophy known as mercantilism, aimed at protecting its own manufacturers, Spain restricted trade, prohibited manufacturing, stifled local industry and handicrafts, impeded the growth of towns, and prevented civilians from selling to soldiers. The government required all trade to be conducted through Veracruz and levied high excise taxes that greatly increased the cost of transportation. It exercised a monopoly over tobacco and gunpowder and prohibited the capture of wild horses. Still, Spain left a lasting imprint on the Southwest.

Such institutions as the rodeo and the cowboy (the vaquero) had their roots in Spanish culture. Place names, too, bear witness to the region's Spanish heritage. Los Angeles, San Antonio, Santa Fe, and Tucson were all founded by the Spanish. To this day, the Spanish pattern of organizing towns around a central plaza bordered by churches and official buildings is found throughout the region. Spanish architectural styles--adobe walls, tile roofs, wooden beams, and intricate mosaics--continue to characterize the Southwest.

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It is equally important that in attitudes toward class and race Spanish possessions differed from the English colonies. Most colonists were of mixed racial backgrounds and racial mixture continued throughout the Spanish colonial period. In general, mestizos (people of mixed Indian and Spanish ancestry) and Indians were concentrated in the lower levels of the social structure.

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stop with the cut and paste BS, no one reads it.

cut and paste some hotties, quick! before i blow this load all over my keyboard. hurry!!!

Yo, the sunset is where all us ugly people live. There are no pretty girls in the sunset, sheet I have been looking and i have not been finding.

I am right though, sunset contains the ugliest looking mofos in sf. And I am one of them!

Whats up with the lack of not even just talent, but even women in general in the sunset esp outer? land of the eternal bachelor. must be the weather

Best pot club in SF?
Now that my precious GreenCross has closed....

Sacto, welcome back! At least someone on here communicates on my level.

Swirling..........

SPECIAL SEWAGE OUTFLOW WARNING:

I do not think they've tested the water this week because this page should show some postings but it does not:

http://www.earth911.org/waterquality/default.asp?cluster=3

My friend has a water kit and it came up "polluted" this morning when he tested the water off the Presidio. And for sure The North Point wet weather treatment center has overflowed in the past two days (I went and saw the overflow site to make sure), bringing a mixture of 90% treated/10% UNtreated wastewater (chems/sewage, you name it)into the Bay. This means the West Side outflow (4.5 miles offshore at Sloat) and the primary treatment facility in Hunters Pt have most likely overflowed too. They might test on Wed, Thurs or Friday and have not updated the websites yet, so those "green dots" are not accurate right now. The most polluted breaks will be Fort Point, then the Baker area, then OB should have some dillution and might not be so bad. Wear some plugs, keep your nose/mouth/eyes out of the water as much as possible, and scrub down after your session.

Keep going with the good stuff, e, and thanks....

Hi, v70t5 we been lookin all over the sunset for you -

I have to ask, why all the hate towards all these people that are out surfing and enjoying the waves? What the fuck did BVB, Agnes the Angry, Warsaw, The Doc, or any other character do to anyone specifically?

I ain't gonna hate on the Mollusk guys. Sure, I might not roll up my jeans and do yoga every night but those dudes are bringing me down. Move on, quit being angry with shit. Y'all should have better fish to fry anyway. Or maybe you don't, what do I know.

Not saying I agree with all the negative shit said and people wanting to call themselves "old skool" and calling out the "new kooks" but what is the fucking point?

Look, its beer-O-click. Time for a cervesa and a lime!

Here is the lime to get ya started:

Here take another one...

mofo - A man whose partner is a single mother.

Karl's joined the mofo gang now, his new girlfriend has a five-year-old.

Those bikini bottoms are fucking funny, why even wear em??

99.9% of the time, people find and get what it is they're looking for

HEY it's Skip,

I have nothing controveral to add this evening.

Reading over the posts it appears I'm now a niceness regular!Maybe I can someday out post BVD!

All I gotta say today is please stop making such a big deal about how ferocious (sp?) OB is. Geesus, It's not that crazy of a place. The paddle out is one of the roughest around and the currents are a pain in the ass, but it's not like it's Teapooo(sp?) or anything. It seems like some of you need ego stroking or something claiming how you surf such a bad ass place. Typical bay area transplant behavior I thinks.

Skip

Kaiser is right -on. I vow never to hate again. However...
ISO:
Looking for a fairly good looking guy from the Inner-Sunset. White male. "Works" on the computer selling subscriptions, "surfs," has big muscles, a tight ass and a full head of Irish-American hair on his empty inside fat head, drives a '96 Taurus, is married with two kids and might be into a little brown mistress on the side... that sort of thing...

Shut it Skip.

Molusk is transvester style surf shop. Only tourist go there. Everyone come to town and see the sites like fort point then decide they need souvenier of crazy ass northern california surfing. So they seek surf shop for t-shirt, or if rich they buy surfboard, bag, 7 shirts, wetsuit, hat, sweatshirt, one of those wise rack thingys and then head off back home.

I wish all surf shop go away and more cheap food places move in. Surf shop fucking hella lame. They like soo cool and attract lots of transvesives to area.

I will never shut it 'till it is shut down. "It" is like an irritating hard as penutty rock bowel movement. "Skip" is the metamucal (sp?) that will roto-root that shit out of here.

Now who's the master of the english language? Touche BVB!

Skip

get a room, you tools

Judith. I've watched her swim out in DOH and TOH OB when the regulars couldn't get out or were wetting their pants in the lot. I have never met anyone with more courage. She held her own in the Pipeline bodysurfing contest and has hung out in the line up at Mavs. Don't diss' her.

Talk about plucked chicken flaps at 5:55. Is it too fake soul retro donavon frankendickweed poserish to prefer a chick with a moustache or perhaps even a beard on her flaps? I guess its tough with swim suits like those, it would be obscene or something.

Amazing story E. Love those the most about your writeups. I felt like I was driving along in the car.

You all up north are very lucky, I wish we had a 1/3 of the surf culture you fools have up there.

The question is. If it is good tomorrow should I surf, it has been rained a ton yesterday. We'll see.

Keep the stoke a kindlin'.

Ah, another bright new morning...........

Raining in blighty again is it?

I'll take BVB, Truelove, Ron McDonald any day over the tranny, kook, ass fucking, scumbags, rapists of Ocean Beach, SF, California known as Rapestah, KDalle and Friend # E.
We know who you are and your negative talk has now brought us here, and we are closely looking at your pictures.
Soon we will meet, nice to meet you

O.B. isn't Pipe or Mav's. It's just a crappy beach break that occassionally gets fun.

I thought you were going to say "Raining Blood" - that's a cool song!

Bright and breezy with occasional showers........

hey uk old guy, Williams or McLaren?

Mike Furir Mike 129