E's Surf Report

First. Posts are popping up sooner.

yes, an interesting trend. i've been tracking this recently as well. pls keep monitoring. something must be up. a buyout? who's got the whisper?

More fights coming, stay tuned. Meter is going up.

Sewer System Master Plan in Development

The SFPUC is currently in the process of developing a Master Plan for the renovation of the SF sewer system. This sewer system, and it's treatment of the city's sewage is a key line of defence keeping our water clean. As this plan gets developed, it is imperative that sewage treatment remains a key component of whatever rennovations take place. Take a look at SFSewers.org for more information on this process. There are two upcoming public meetings put on by the SFPUC, I'd encourage you to attend: Saturday, March 25 10:00am - 12:30pm Southeast Community Facility 1800 Oakdale Avenue Alex Pitcher Conference Room Tuesday, March 28 6:00pm - 8:30pm Bill Graham Civic Auditorium 99 Grove Street

Classrooms Needed for Education Program

Do you teach students between 5th and 12th grades? If so, Surfrider is looking for classrooms to visit and deliver a lesson on the water cycle and environmental issues facing the ocean. If you'd like to have Surfrider join your class for a day, or help develop materials, please email Renee Demirdjian: ren2431@hotmail.com or Sheila Mackay: sheila.mackay@bingham.com

Beach Cleanup Coordinator Needed

The San Francisco Chapter is looking for someone to help organize our Beach Cleanup efforts. This primarily involves attending a cleanup once a month, and passing out bags and gloves to volunteers for two hours. If you're interested, email me (Adam) at general@sfsurfrider.org.

out of focus tree in the foreground suggests a cliff top vantage point - rules out rincon

pa?

photo is somewhere in santa barbara.

North of Sands, South of Gaviota.

“Long time ago, there’s a man name Lu. He’s the first one to have a chicken in Samoa, so he’s very strict to anyone who touch his chicken. He have a chicken zoo. One day, the young men who served godfather Taloalang…they come in nighttime and try to attack Lu’s chicken zoo. So Lu’s very angry because he have a rule: not allow anyone to touch his chickens. The young men come to get his chickens for them. But Lu was very angry to find them trying to kill chickens. So a girl of the godfather named Taloalang lay down on the way where Lu tried to find the men to kill them. There’s a Samoan proverb, very popular: The lady lying in the way. So stop Lu from killing the men. That’s the end of Lu’s angry.

“So that’s the meaning of the name Samoa. Sa means ‘forbidden.’ Moa means ‘chicken.’ Samoa means “forbidden chicken.” —Saia Tui

Where is bloodninja lately? We need some new good ones.

That's Dead's in reverse.

scottyp and dsx are hot

who cares where it is. and who cares who know's.

big whoop, you know a surf spot. get over yourselfs or get your picture in a magazine first you naimer claimers.

haaay relaaax

I've surfed every spot in the world. My outlook on ASL is unique and genuine.

On your knees...all of you.

Picture in a magazine. Is that the end game?

I love a good crowd. Especially a genuine 'pig pile'. So Barno drops in on a bad temper and gets yelled - then takes a swing. Slap Slap back and who calls the police? Yep. Barno.

He looky like a FP transvestite so me drop in. Later he/she looky so pretty me crazy wid lust me crazy like that. I approach and he/she liffy the towel and me no care about the penis. Me like.

we are buying up all your property. you let us do this. you stupid.

who won the fight at the fort? was it a good scrap? 1 on 1 or group? where did the scrap take place?

Tapping in:

Bloodninja is back, FOOLS! Anyone wanna step up ta dis, i'll cut yo ass with my letter opener of death! Afta I stick my karate action fist up yo butt and twist your turds around, imma hai tai yo dumb ass in front of yo girlfriend. She be lookin' at my man-liness gettin' all wet and then she step off to find the nearest computer. She start text messaging me on my new Motorola Razor of blood like dis:

MommyMelissa: Hey baby, wassup?
BloodNinja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an shit?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.

ugh, blood ninja sucks! take you IM'n ass back to cyberspace.

dude, i would love to cyber with bloodninja.

Hundreds of thousands are rioting right now in LA and in Dallas.
Millions rioted in Paris today.

How can we make a buck off of rioters? there is money to be made!!

anyone know how I can get in the poker game with the KCLB?? Heard its a good game with great sportsmanship

Hi Guys,
I went to the Real Estate Wealth Expo this weekend. I learned that the real estate market is just about ready to go tits up.

MAJOR amounts of foreclosures are right around the corner, due to adjustable rate interest only loans that 50% plus homeowners now have.

I say BRING IT ON!!!

Unfortunately, I dont think that many chinese have interest only loans on their properties, so prices in the Sunset, Richmond, and Parkside should stay in the $800k+ range.

Ziontology - sell riot buttons and t-shirts. And those clap sticks they sell at games wit Riot LA, Riot Paris... It's all about entertainment anyway.

Fort Point struggles to put together a section and rarely does. Bash that crumbling, domed-out half-lip as it rolls impotently into deep water, yah...can't believe what we fight over around here.

wazzup with all the kayakers in the line-up at the lane? they seem to have become an accepted feature of the landscape over there. people seem to be fine with it. i don't say nuttin because i'm no one over there and just try and keep a low profile and catch a wave or two. but come on guys someone should say something- i've been inside of them on a bigger day out there and the thought of them plowinging into my dome is not a pleasant one. if those guys continue to get bold they'll be clogging the ess eff points and good luck taking a swing at those guys. they'll hit you with their paddle and then just paddle back to sausalito.

Fort Point stories on niceness by mediocre at best surfers bore the shit out of me.
The blog is dead. End it.

only a mediocre person would want to surf that wave anyway.

Well it's going to take another earthquake or a major housing pop to get me back into the market there.
It's like a train there. Once you get off it's almost impossible to get back on. It just keeps going. I'm patiently
waiting in the weeds. I will profit for a third time off of Bay Area excess. I will redistribute the wealth to
my surfing brethren. I will renew my medicinal card. We will take great journey's through the city together.

Mad Ninga. THat was hilarious.

I was run over by one of those kayakers on Friday evening. The guy was sliding down a wave sideways out of control, while snaking a surfer. There was nowhere for me to go, he fucked up my board. I screamed at him and punched his kayak. He said sorry , but I continued to yell at him. His friend yelled back, "Did you learn to surf on your first wave?" I yelled back, "I didn't fuckin learn to surf at Steamers!!" Anyhow I was later told that that was his first wave and he was from Reno.

Reno is local now Mexi...take a hike you bad viber, the ocean is for everyone. Yaks, longboard, tranny, kook, carp, fish, booger, knee and ass rapers

Mexi, prime example of the clueless mentality of the average ocean going joe schmoe these days. Beginner at the Lane, on a kayak in a crowd no less. Lack of common sense and respect for others. It's like teaching someone to drive on the highway. Oh and it's suppossed to make you feel better cause he's from keno from Reno. wtf.

The Ocean is for everyone.

This blog makes me so horny. I am hard as a rock right now.

If you want to play poker with KCLB,FPG or FSG go up and ask them.They want your money and your waves.

And bring along your sisters and girlfriends. We'll take those too

kelly's has'nt even been a spot in about 3 months.

Your right anon the ocean is. However, people should use common sense when enjoying the ocean. They should consider if thier expeirence and abilities justify them risking themselves and others when enjoying the ocean at a given spot. Personally I would have dunked his ass if he ran me over.

Locals vs. Kooks

What is FSG?

A)Frisco Surfing Guys
B)Frisky Surfing Guys
C)Fairy Surfing Guys

Bonus: What is FPG?
A) Fort Point Gays
B) Fucked Pissed Guys
C) Funky Personality Gang

...um is that BVB or Buttons slotted at Velzy?

You protest too much guy.

Surfing Poop Point is like working a dead-end career.
Not 'rear' - career.

FP is in need of a spiritual and moral cleansing. The fights. The crowds. The users.
The jumpers. The guy who's truck lurched forward into the chain barrier smashing his Tonka truck grill and headlights. The tree falling on BVD's car and Odd Todds truck two weeks ago. This weekends fight between a local and a yuppie which ends up with no more than 6 surfers being questioned. Th poker and the shame...
Users repent!

THE OCEAN IS FOR EVERYONE!

Just ask E! The king of everyone!

Michael Kew photo = nb's

gross ass bitch ^^^

Where are Sactomex and Kaiser to save us? We need to see some meat curtains. Proceed!

Post Flap

Brian! It's D.A.D.! Check it out! I have a myspace myspace too. Achinggonads.com

Also, what happened over the weekend? Anyhow, the surf was f'n small, i would be surprised if that place was working at all.

I will let you guys fight over it, while I am surfing OB junk.

Thanks.

Have fun in the junk. You rock!

do the hammerlock

Freedom!!!

bitches!

the next guy who mentions BVB is a stool sampler

It's 4:20, do you know where your nugs are?

420 post

mis juevos son pequenos

Pobre pendejo.

Mis juevos son grande.

Sharon Stone Likes to Blow

Actress SHARON STONE is adamant teenagers should be prepared to engage in oral sex, if it saves from them the dangers of unprotected penetrative sex.

"Young people talk to me about what to do if they're being pressed for sex? I tell them (what I believe): oral sex is a hundred times safer than vaginal or anal sex.

"If you're in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. I'm not embarrassed to tell them."

Fort Point is the linda mar of point breaks. Always in the parking lot is some fat middle age "surfer" in some surf wear sipping a latte and checking it out. Fat guy always has some republican fat fuck mobile like a big SUV or contractor truck. Fat fuck always has a bunch of other fat fuck parking lot friends. This is how fat fucker clubs like KCLB get started.

Anyway, fat fuck always just stands around checking things out. Doesn't burn shit for calories and is in fact gaining more weight drinking the latte.

Sometimes he'll paddle out, but is so out of shape and lacking coordination that he looks like your average yuppie beginner snowboarder, flailing and doing nothing more than hula hooping his hips.

Problem is, fat fuck thinks he's a bad ass because he's part of the parking lot crew. Folks like Skip and Chan can't be seen within 10 miles of such lameasses, so go surf their little hidden beachbreak.

One day fat fuck and a buddy show up at Skip and Chan's break. Fat fuck and buddy are too pussy to drop in anywhere close to the curling wave and constantly try to drop in on Skip and Chan, who are full on behind the lip air drop mongers. Something bred from years skating and surfing with the best of them. Skip can't take that shit anymore. He goes in, moves inland, takes up another sport and bitches at the cyber fatfucks on local blogs each day. 25 years of surfing northern california, born and bred SF full fledged local, calls it quits. Bye bye.

That's what I'm talkin' 'bout. Sorry to hear that mexi - that sucks. Good luck trying to dunk those guys - it's a full on self-righting boat. And they have paddles. Santa Cruz sure has gotten soft though, letting those guys wreak havoc at middle peak. Should be rules about "vessels" getting too close to shore or something.

The thing with "surf" kayaking is the learning curve is much steeper than surfing, the "skill" cost to enter is low - guys from Reno could do it for the weekend. I've seen a guy at OB who is pretty good but still I wouldn't want to be caught inside when he's sliding down the wave. Maybe blakestah should try and market his rotating fins to those guys.

good thinking.

swami's?

Hey Skippy, for someone who is neither SF born and bred nor ever been a regular at OB or the points you sure talk a lot of shit. Some of the trannys on here are higher in the pecking order then you ever were or will be. Go ahead drop some names and prove me wrong. SM or SC county names don't count.

Oh, and by the way, I've heard that crack cocaine will take your mind off your marijuana withdrawals.

"Hi Kooks" (not haiku)

Born to hate each other
Kooks

Surfed the unsecret spot 20 minutes
"Hi Kooks"

Surfed the unsecret spot 20 years
Still Kooks

Staring back at you -- recursive mirrors!
Endless Mandlebrot of Kooks

Exited the Ocean
Kooks, Thought I Shook You

Dry land, wet sand, saturated ocean
Kooks Hold On Tight

Secret spot? Nah, see that over there...
Kooks

All mediums, all outlands, your special skin,
With Kooks, Become Kooks

It's you, but you can't touch it
Kooks

Kooks calling kooks kooks
Loving You Is Easy, Kooks....

Fort has been having a consistent run. Betcha it broke 60 out of the last 70.
See ya out there, bring the Everlast, it's a fucking pressure cooker these day's and it boiled over again this evening.

Fort Point this fort point that. bad vibe this, bad vibe that.
shitty surfers on a blog. blah blah blah bleeeech. go stand around some art gallery with your quik t shirt, wool beanie with sweaty forehead and pits, tell all the wannabee surfer girls how you're gonna punk out BVD and then like always, do nothing. oh yeah girls, "I also play guitar"
We all know fellas, the girls say the guy who punched you in your face needs to grow up but deep down they want to fuck us. so come on, let us fuck your girl and punch your face. only the strong survive.

From a gallery of feet of the rock stars, we have this board (and foot).

And who could this be? Any clues?

Selling the windsurfer that I've never used since my car got stolen. Ask for the niceness discount, and I'll sell it for $80.

http://www.craigslist.org/eby/spo/145954366.html

Please, I'm desperate for your attention you fuckers. Respond to my provocations and slightly gay overtones, I NEED YOU. Without this blog I am nothing.

Skip, your posts have teeth--I like that. You look sorta like a chick and I kinda look like a guy. Want to go to Mollusk on a date?

Mike Furir Mike 592