E's Surf Report

burp.

>>Fucking giant starfish injecting something into my mouth..

dude, keep yer strange sexual fantasies to yerself! ;)

i was thinking more something like the movie "Alien"

That Bud Freitas dude sounded like, and probably was, a huge DICK before his accident. Karma?

E,

wonderful story you weaved it like a master, it unfolded like a sci fi horror movie in my mind, drawing me in and gripping me in fear! Well done!

E, great story man! I love the first half and had to turn my head during the second half.

Anyone surf the beach Saturday? Looked hellish out there but doable if you had 30 mins of paddle power to spare.

My rules are usually "not before 2:00 p.m." out of respect of the civil servants, the teachers, and the many cube dwellers that have bosses going "cube cam" on them. But, sometimes you gotta bend the rules.

I LOVE the number 8!

Real Surfers tell no tales.
Get hip to the trip and shutup already; this site serves no purpose other than to stroke the ego of E and his merry band of exploiters.
What makes you htink any of this is new? Is there something you don't get? You move here to our sacred California and you rape it. You rape and you rape and you rape. You talk all your shit about people that are new to you; yet you assume to know them and thus.
You're kind pulls up to a spot and out comes 4 or more comedians. Each crowds the lineup; one is 'smiley', the other 'stoney' and let's not forget 'hackey' and 'sacky'.
50 Barns at a spot that holds 10 - .
Unbelievable.
p.s. FUCK YOU SKELTOR!

Hey Blakestah....4 days and counting. Thats crap.

bvb for president!

Hey hackey! Was that you I saw raping that spot yesterday? Think I'm going to call smiley and stoney later to see if they want to paddle out with us!

Hey Sacky, when ya going to call me up? Let's go surf!! Hackey and Stoney are all fired up and already cell phoning their buds. It's gonna be all timers down at the beach. Call me Sacky, so I can spread the word to everyone in this City! Oh and Stoney is holding, so give us a call!

huh?

i saw bvb fall a bunch of times yesterday

Stoney

Awesome Savage nation, good call, skeletor sucks ass. so e, your saying you didnt score perfect waves at an undisclosed location?

this trailer is scary. be sure to watch to barrel at the end
http://www.mavfilm.com/

"Savage Nation" didn't you read the bumper sticker, "Mean People Suck!"

read it
learn it
live it

thanks to the folks who dug the story.

savage nation thanks for putting me and everybody else in our place.

we suck. you rule.

Wave kills two in Southern Oregon

A wave swept three people into the Pacific Ocean on Thursday, killing two and injuring one, the authorities said.

Full story: http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002618675_webwave11.html

I'm so bored of all the blow-hards spewing verbals about naming and claiming because...

...surfing is so fun, neat, and groovy!

Savage Nation was molested by an angry monkey stepuncle.

GOOD TIMeS

I was at a few surf shops this weekend and came to some thinking: What are we gonna see in the SAVAGE NATION Christmas Pack this year?
Maybe it will include some of the following:

- 2 bars of old school parafin wax
- A large belt buckle
- A trucker hat
- 6'2'' Merrick Single-fin, retro spray of course!
- Roundtrip tickets to Da Islands
- A neon "comp" leash for big, winter OB
- Some zinka, pink of course
- An art lesson
- "Learn to surf with Andy Irons" book
- Kelly's Cove Local Boys sticker pack
- New Taylor Steele release
- 12 month subsription to Surfer/Surfing/TW Surf

Damn, I am fucking giddy with excitement!

I can hardly contain myself.....

i saw some funny shit at noriega yesterday.

An older woman in her 50s comes out in a wetsuit and starts jumping in the shore-pound. Waving to her friends saying "Look at me in my wetsuit weee!". I look at my girlfriend and we both think this should be interesting, thinking she was surely going to drown and one of us will have to go after her.

She flails around for about 10 mintues, lucky to not have gotten sucked out in the rip and spends the next 20 minutes trying to get out of her wetsuit. Her 2 friends are each pulling a leg of he wetsuit with her on the ground. She then undresses i brah and panty, then removes her underwear and show us her strangley shaped boobs.

e- these were not friendly boobs.

So, i've been surfing the local strech of beach the last few days with varying results, generally decent and have come to notice one thing. I'm a magnet for other people's surfboards. I've been hit 3 times by other folks in 2 sessions. I know it is redundant, but seriously hold on to your board...especially when the wave size is larger. Spread the word too, 'cause I'll assume that most here already know this.
cheers

Wow Hb that is a great shot of Savage Nation! I guess he does rip!

love the will henry article. doesn't really say anything, yet it totally does. i used to rock climb. many climbs hold 2 ppl only. u show up and someone else is on it, u climb something else.

there is a super-cute intern that works in my office. She's in her fifth year at SF State. we've been flirting. she's hot. i have a girlfriend. down boy. down boy!

"the thing is, sometimes shit just happens and there's no one to blame."

words to live by. those, and "holy shite, surfing is a f'ing good time!"

there is a super-dorky surfer guy in my office. he thinks just becuase i saw hello to him that i want him. so annoying. i know he has a girlfriend . i guess he's wanking off in bathroom thinking about it too. eeeeewwwwwww

awesome!

I know a bunch of you have spent time in Indo. Always been a dream for me- hopefully next year it'll become a reality. Just tossing around ideas now but I'm really interested in spending 10 days or so on a boat (6-8 surfers max)- going to some super remote wave/ barrel rich region without the crowds that have plagued some places like the Mentawai's. I don't want to show up and be competing with 4 other boats full of wave hungry rippers.

Any great experiences/ recs with particular regions or operators that fit this description? (email any spot sensitive info)

April/May or Aug/Sept What do you think is the best time to go (for waves) that doesn't coincide with the Aussie holidays?

I have a couple friends who are in- but would rather fill the other spots with chill semi-randoms than total randoms. You may email me if you are interested and I'll keep you in the loop. artifactphoto at yahoo.com

Gracias!

I have this surfer boyfriend. He works at an office and thinks he's cool cause he has interns. I know he flirts with them. I hope he doesnt find out im doing the mail man.

Hahhaha! What a dork. That guy comes on here thinking he's so pimp with a story that has no contribution to this blog what so ever.

PEOPLE, if it doesn't relate to surfing, music, or nameless bashing, then don't post it.

hey man. i'm just telling it like it is. there is a hot girl here that is pretty flirtatious. But i have a girlfriend. I'm sure many of you know what it feels like to be in that situation.
not trying to pimp. just thought i'd share on this blog.

do it flounder.

Well, the next time you have a story that is along the lines of "whoop dee do" for the rest of us, please refrain from putting it on this blog.

pics from saturday from bruce's site

which would you prefer? some of this:

or some of this:

I enjoyed reading those witty back and forths personally.

nice shots bruce..love the dude stuck in the lip there

So I'm not clued in about fins..... What happens if you put a big single fin on an egg? What's the advantage/problems with single fin compared to tri-fin setup? B'stah, please post all your surf wiseness in the next 4 days.......

The biggest limitations on single for me are
1) tendency to blow the fin out if you lean too hard into a turn.
2) need to shift weight WAY back to turn hard
3) lack of thrust
4) can't take advantage of the fastest water flow in turns...

The water flows fastest close to the rail, the rail is the most efficient place to put a fin. The rotating single has thrust but still misses on 1) and 4).

Boards with wide tails, like an egg, need a longer fin if you ride it as a single. Everyone always thinks it will be cool to get one as a 2+1, rides it as a single and a tri a few times, and the side biters stay in the board permanently.

any stories about prospective nubile hookups are welcome on this blog.

please continue as things proceed anonymous poster. don't listen to the hecklers who are probably just jealous.

Thanks 'stah. I guess that means I should put the side fins in and try it that way, too. The single has felt really loose and squirrely in the back.......

Saturday at the Lane had some nice juice mid-morning. Hey Bruce, I was at Middle Peak from 10:30 -1:30, you get shots during that time? Couple of contestants got plowed as they jumped off the cliff in front of me. Careful there.

It shouldn't feel loose and squirrelly. You use a different rear fin if you ride it as a single than as a 2+1. Something like a 9 inch fin for a single, but a 6.5-7 inch cutaway for a 2+1. Fin position on the single and tri matters also...with the single the fin should have its leading edge close to 12 inches up from the tail on the egg, on a tri move it back to about 8 inches (leading edge of fin to tail). You should play with the fore-aft fin position in both conditions to optimize...move 1/4 inch at a time, no more.

I've got a 8.5 inch fin in there at the moment and it's pushed all the way up towards the front of the box. I'll see how far forward that is..... but I guess I'm just still getting used to it.

Guys! My girlfriend goes to SFSU, she also works in an office, she flirts with a guy there hoping to eventually lure him over to our house and I can have my way with him. my first man-on-man. I cant wait!

Check out how much some UC employees make.

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2005/11/14/MNGDFFO1641.DTL

Pollster,
the chick with the black top is fat. I'll take the wave. Actually the blond looks good to go...

pollster - i like the well-endowed asian? girl.
I'll take booty over waves any day of the week!

artifact is also looking for a new suitcase that's around 6'5 long, maybe 24" wide and 14" deep...on wheels.

Artifact, one word:

www.sumatransurfaris.com

you'll be stoked.

The only repreive in sight is low tide is coming in an hour or so. Should be pretty mellow around here for a few hours.

Something about that low-tide just makes things mellow out. Can't put my finger on it....

Oh, and that is #2 above.

Surfed FP and saw something, a guy stand-up paddleboarding a POS paddleboard (with an old wooden dinghy oar, shit you not). He goes out and catches some nice set waves all the way to the inside corner, barely even gets his toes wet.

Anyone seen this guy at FP? Who is he? It was so fun to watch that dude, a total spectacle, but he had some soul.

Also caught my fair share of glassy set waves, with a relatively mellow crew of grumpy regulators, maybe 30+, in the line-up. Dudes on the inside were waiting for leftovers that mostly never came. I'm sure several people went in/out of the water there last night w/o even getting to ride. Nice sunset glinting off the city skyline with full moon loping over the horizon.

I’ll take posts about young interns over some stupid bullshit about single fins any day. Man, I really wonder about some of you guys. Some whiny little fuckface “oh, tell me about single fins” Deep voice of the hero “ well, its like this, son…” Jesus Christ.

Beg your pardon, asswipe. Let me know which drooling intern website I should be posting surf-realted queries on. Tard.

Feel tha luv, yah!

Thanks Slayer, you wouldn't be baised would ya? The "up north" looks pretty sweet... I'll check it out.

Yeah j somehow I think the excess baggage fees would exceed the cost of a ticket.

Kaiser feel free to invite your friends, Bikini models are more than welcome...

Hey, kdalle. I shot all Saturday morning at the Lane but mostly video. Shame the lighting was so nasty. I'll edit it down when I get some time. There were some thumpers out there-- even my hero Tom Powers got thrashed and wacked in the head with his board. Careful is right! Good meeting you, Dennis.

Fun ones out front until the wind switched on sunday. Nice to finally have a fog free swell. Also nice to see a couple chicks going on set waves - I haven't seen that much at OB. It's amazing how little OB all comes together for quality surf - yet many at this site live to surf the place. The middle of the beach looked punishing, more so I'm sure on saturday - any takers?? anonymous/whiner posters WTF?

Hey, I'm the mailmail. I'm dorking this surfers chick while he flirts with a 5th year intern from SFSU. Funny thing is that I am dorking the intern too.

OK, let's say I wanted to go surf Indo. Can I take my shorter OB boards (sub 7 feet) or do I need to get a new quiver for the trip?

...The other day I was checking out fins at my local shop. Trying to decide whether I needed to go with the new rotating asymetrical foil side bites and a cut away middle fin. or rotating middle fin and standard side bites.

The next thing I know i hear this "ahem, excuse me...hi ahh um...could you come help me i can't seem to get this tied." said the stunning surf princess trying on bikini's in the dressing stall to my left... down boy. down boy.

Only 54 days until....

http://www.apple.com/downloads/dashboard/status/burningmancountdown.html

don't hate, just relate

Bruce - it was nice meeting you too.

Kdalle - I got some video clips that might include you. Kinda hard to tell a I wa shooting at about 19x on my camcorder. Got a couple really nice rides though. Maybe one is you. I'll take a closer look.

BTW, I saw that yong lady in the black top walking around at the Lane. She looked better in person.

Dennis-I was mostly going right. The thing about the Lane is that when it's that big the right is often a giant drop and straight in until it walls up again inside. The left is the real deal though. I didn't go left to stay away from the contest and frankly wasn't interested in ending up too far inside in the slot. It's like a river in there on a big day and the paddle back out can suck. But the left is a better wave than the right at that size.

The guy tele-surfing was none other than the the white ghost of Duke Kahanamoku.

So take a slice and leave the rest of the pizza for us.
Grumpy? I don't know - what if I invaded your cubicle?
Are you on it - gosh... looks awfully good out there right now...
Don't kill anyone as you drive like an insane person from NY through the city heading to the beach in your hot wheels Audi with Wise racks. Back in the day I could get from 3rd and Mission to the beach is 4 minutes - now it takes YOU an hour! Thanks for moving here!

Hurrah for the locals...
We rule!

Anybody ever surf New Zealand?
Looking for advice for spots, conditions, etc.

Thanks. judahpeak at yahoo dot com.

both those chicks look pretty fugly

Lipperson Von Reiter - you moved here from LA.

not that it matters.

-Back in the day I could get from 3rd and Mission to the beach is 4 minutes

Anyone hear about a brawl out at FP this weekend? Hearing from a reliable source there was some sort of altercation.

It was between Hackey and Sackey. Sackey thought Hackey took his hackeysack. It started a melee. It's all good now. They meet up with Stoney and started to smile with Smiley.

FP is the most over rated wave on the coast. Even more over rated than "Deadys". what a joke. DEFEND THE FORT!!!

This could explain surfing related cold susceptibility.

looks like a boy to me

haha, i got everyone on that stupid topic last week... all you asian fetish guys like little boyz!

haha, i got everyone on that stupid topic last week... all you asian fetish guys like little boyz!

i told you,

Me thinks you're a white girl with a bone to pick against asian girls. Just drop it already. It's been lame for the past decade already.

Does Ugg make nose warmers?

steve, take your ob quiver. i got a new board and never used it.

Oh me I'm so sorry. You don't even know...

It is so bloody crowded - hard to jibe left or right without some lerm [sorry Lerm] on the left or right side angle down the twisted line. Like get the fuck out of the way !
DUCK IT YOU FUCK.
Pray for 14ft.

Sure. 30 years of solid characters out there.
Funny comments:
"Yeah Bvibeyoufuckallfucking so called "locals" can't control this." and I can't anymore...
OneDecadeMaster paddles out into the melee singing 'WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS' and then growls "get the fuck outta my way" to some poor wide eyed guy next to him...
I am happy - finally gettn' it hard and blazing fast. But seriously folks ya gotta admit that after all the years of wondering when it would happen it has. Exploding in our faces. TSJ. SURFER. SURFING. E. Mollusk. WISE. SURFLINE. GOTTA SURF GOTTA GET OFF ALL OVER ON THIS PLACE - I mean really.
Over myself - how 'bout you?

Sheeeeeeitttttttt.

Oh me I'm so sorry. You don't even know...

It is so bloody crowded - hard to jibe left or right without some lerm [sorry Lerm] on the left or right side angle down the twisted line. Like get the fuck out of the way !
DUCK IT YOU FUCK.
Pray for 14ft.

Sure. 30 years of solid characters out there.
Funny comments:
"Yeah Bvibeyoufuckallfucking so called "locals" can't control this." and I can't anymore...
OneDecadeMaster paddles out into the melee singing 'WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS' and then growls "get the fuck outta my way" to some poor wide eyed guy next to him...
I am happy - finally gettn' it hard and blazing fast. But seriously folks ya gotta admit that after all the years of wondering when it would happen it has. Exploding in our faces. TSJ. SURFER. SURFING. E. Mollusk. WISE. SURFLINE. GOTTA SURF GOTTA GET OFF ALL OVER ON THIS PLACE - I mean really.
Over myself - how 'bout you?

Sheeeeeeitttttttt.