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oh snap!

offshores!!!

but... the waves are still crrraaapppy.
Geeez.

A couple kernals and mushy ramps and half-second sweet spots.
Mostly warbled, mopey, wonkish funky mediocrity.

Not that paddling and catching waves in the ocean isn't a total, unabashed blessing. cause it is.. but.. the idealist in each of us holds out hope for the sight of offshore-licked, head-high, funnelling inner-bar A-frame perfection with just a few friends.

A few drops and things and stuff this morn.
A tad smoother than yesterday morning but more good rides on offer yesterday with the meatier swell.

October is the new July.


frist post

Posted by: at October 28, 2005 10:32 AM

Posted by: at October 28, 2005 10:35 AM

that's fist post, mutha fucka.

Posted by: friend #1 at October 28, 2005 10:36 AM

second post

Posted by: at October 28, 2005 10:36 AM

Looks like were in for a long period of swells. The North Pacific is pretty active. SE papa is running around 17'.

Posted by: Dennis at October 28, 2005 10:36 AM

BTW, I caught no waves like those above this morning.

Some nice slides up on the tip though.

Posted by: friend #1 at October 28, 2005 10:38 AM

its rocking out here

Posted by: papa at October 28, 2005 10:42 AM

Eight post

Posted by: Nothing to say at October 28, 2005 10:44 AM

damn that wave is thick! i happened into a few fun ones this morning, but i had my hopes up when i stepped outside and saw the garbage on the street tumbling toward the ocean.

Posted by: lerm at October 28, 2005 10:53 AM

im into the 'ode to the cutback' photos

ninth

Posted by: bagel at October 28, 2005 10:53 AM

ooo. shoulda finished that thought. but the waves just weren't that great.

Posted by: lerm at October 28, 2005 10:55 AM

stayed non-great mid-morning. so many different kinds of waves it's like a lottery. a pumpy wall, some lurchy wave puzzles. nice to see spindrift.

Posted by: kloo at October 28, 2005 11:02 AM

Got fun last night- waaay better than it looked...glad to see most people passed...

Posted by: Blah Blah at October 28, 2005 11:08 AM

So whats up for the weekend?!? More shitty waves!!?!?!

Posted by: depressed in SF at October 28, 2005 11:13 AM

Hey 3to5 - what's up in Boulder Creek? It seems like the entire town is selling out. I was looking at Craigslist for houses in SC--just a hobby. Almost every listing was in BC.

Posted by: Dennis at October 28, 2005 11:19 AM

First time out in a week last night, I've been dealing with a shoulder injury, doc said to go surf! I was happy to hear that. I think I'm using the fish too much, I need to start using the normal short board more and use el pescado on mush point waves and Sloat only.

Posted by: Mexi at October 28, 2005 11:20 AM

This weekend is Party Weekend. Who gives a shit how the waves will be. Spend your time working on your costume.

Posted by: friend #1 at October 28, 2005 11:27 AM

I have my costume aleady done and ready to go...
I have a great classic Superman outfit and a wheelchair.

Posted by: best ever at October 28, 2005 11:34 AM

Posted by: Hb at October 28, 2005 11:38 AM

I surfed the north end in the dark this morning (first out, zero dark thirty) and thought I got some pretty smokin lefts....maybe I just had my head up my butt.

Posted by: Dr. Dawn at October 28, 2005 11:41 AM

Posted by: namers get owned at October 28, 2005 11:43 AM

I need some pix of chicks

Posted by: at October 28, 2005 11:43 AM

not bad best ever. so far all i got is beatnik or cowboy. i had the bright idea to try and grow a mustache a week and a half and my no facial hair growing ass failed me so i was thinking of going as don johnstone (don johnson caveman)..of course i have non of the stuff i need yet..

Posted by: bagel at October 28, 2005 11:44 AM

a week and a half AGO


one of the better NGO photos above. up there with the black guy screaming at the skinhead..i dont condone inocent deers through windshields though and im toootaly into naming.

Posted by: bagel at October 28, 2005 11:46 AM



Posted by: Mexi at October 28, 2005 11:49 AM

Posted by: I'd hit it at October 28, 2005 11:51 AM

the sorrowfully red-x'ed photo that HB photo is very worthy.

holy mother of all that is hot.

Posted by: at October 28, 2005 11:53 AM

I got some of the best waves ever this week. It's hit or miss. Maybe a head-lamp would help. Tuesday AM will be a different story.

Posted by: Burnt Reynolds at October 28, 2005 11:56 AM

Posted by: Neighbors get phoned! at October 28, 2005 12:15 PM

some get that poor black woman a bra...those udders will be at her waist in another year or 2.

Posted by: at October 28, 2005 12:20 PM

Who the fuck would post that picture and make these comments?!
The woman happens to be beautiful but here in your guys' whitey world this kind of shit is thought of as high humor; what's more fucked is that you people share the lineup with me.
GO THE FUCK HOME YOU FUCKING IGNORANT WHITE TRASH CRACKER HILLBILLES!
ALL HAIL THE THIEIF!

Posted by: Zero Mentality at October 28, 2005 12:56 PM

hey, lighten up Thom Yorke..

Posted by: brah at October 28, 2005 01:03 PM

Posted by: badonkadonk at October 28, 2005 01:09 PM

Posted by: I'd hit it. at October 28, 2005 01:12 PM

Posted by: owned at October 28, 2005 01:18 PM

here are nice real tits that have had a bra under them for a while:

no more West Africa droooooopers pls.

Posted by: at October 28, 2005 01:29 PM

Posted by: blanco basura at October 28, 2005 01:31 PM

thank you badonkadonk.
of all the cutback pictures that e posted,what is it about the curren shot that is so style eye?i think its because he seems to be doing it without trying.
e,how bout changing the "post from the past".nothing against pez, but its time for a change.
id love to see buffies backside roundhouse cutback on some caribean beach blanket afternoon.hoochie mama.

Posted by: cutbacksideyouwontgoback at October 28, 2005 01:34 PM

any post from the past recommendations?

Posted by: e at October 28, 2005 01:36 PM

Posted by: The Brigade when we were young at October 28, 2005 01:49 PM

Posted by: at October 28, 2005 01:51 PM

You guys are gonna get me in trouble at work.... I think big brotha is watching me.

Posted by: mofo at October 28, 2005 01:59 PM

Local dreadlock dude frequently seen cruising Lindy.

Posted by: Dennis at October 28, 2005 02:03 PM

Wasn't some guy talking about learning to surf in Jesey by taking off from a standing position up? This guy is trying it at OB.

Posted by: MxRxHx at October 28, 2005 02:34 PM

Dan Malloy is the new Curren.

Posted by: Eric at October 28, 2005 02:50 PM

Last winter, I started to believe it was always good. Perhaps due to some long term weather changes or something. I was amazed by how good it was. This winter so far I'm starting to believe the opposite... not just in SF either... A little driving hasn't helped much. But still early. Hopefully soon.

Posted by: Walker at October 28, 2005 03:00 PM

Posted by: nice waves at October 28, 2005 03:15 PM

Posted by: at October 28, 2005 03:16 PM

Holy heavy

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4965546837393779226&q=tahiti

Posted by: Q at October 28, 2005 03:29 PM

That excruciatingly dull "Pez" post has been there for months-- at the very top of your site. E, you'r clearly you're too busy or not into updating it, maybe do something else with the space. What's up bro?, you're so completely on it otherwise..

Posted by: on the positive side, you do a great job at October 28, 2005 03:30 PM

i agree its been a long time. ill suggest a tide chart or one of the brigade's posts..

-ready to go home now

Posted by: bagel at October 28, 2005 04:07 PM

tide chart! and not the kind with the damn ebb and flow.
does anyone know where loon is? did his wife deliver?

Posted by: steamwand at October 28, 2005 04:13 PM

I honestly think the photog on the inside went over the falls in that vid clip "Q" just posted. Just murderous! God, T-Poo isn't a wave -- it's a God-forsaken slab of undulating wet cement!!!

Posted by: Monkey Milk at October 28, 2005 04:27 PM

guys help me
i've scraped all the barnacles off
now i need to right this vessel

Posted by: candy at October 28, 2005 04:57 PM

fuck this meeting is dragging on like a 3 wave holddown.......happy friday. score and keep it quiet. make love not war. smoke green bud.

the ceo is sitting right next to me. peace.

Posted by: 3to5setsof7 at October 28, 2005 05:17 PM

yaba dabba doobie!

Posted by: fred flintstoned at October 28, 2005 05:25 PM

Its good to get home and light up a friday evening fatty!

Posted by: mofo at October 28, 2005 06:25 PM

Graaaaa!!!!
Eeeeeee!
Beware of sea monsters

Posted by: at October 28, 2005 07:00 PM

so here the thing...you break into my truck, reach your hand into my board bag and then only take 2 of the 3 fins off the board while dinging it...well you suck. why do people continue to take things that are of no value to anyone but me, leave them there ya arseholes. jeeze.

Posted by: zebra at October 28, 2005 07:17 PM

I had had freind years ago that was sick of breakins at our local beach.He taped open razor blades at key areas near the radio,door handles,and around his camper shell door.Sure nuf the next day a thiefman was running away with a trail of blood behind.The MDC police found him behind a bush bleeding. Thay assumed he had been in a knife fight so he got arrested.Ha
Just dont forget where you taped the razors.

Posted by: toneman at October 28, 2005 07:46 PM

I think today was the worst I have ever read on this cool ass surf site. People making fun of an African woman with her beautiful child living in a harsh world. People throwing up lame owned pictures. People complaining about how the surf was even though they go to go out and play in the ocean today when others, including me, didn't have a chance to surf. People posting random girl pics for no reason (and yes Kaisers pics always hit at the right time, he's got it down).

Sucks because E started it off with some sweet schwacks by the best and it dissolved into a turd.

Oh well. I think the 3to5 post summed it up and made it all worthwhile.

Surf. Rip. Skate. Score. Dig. Burn. Feel. Listen. Smile. Surf.

Posted by: Hb at October 28, 2005 07:47 PM

Posted by: gnomes get made at October 28, 2005 08:19 PM

bagel, a couple costume ideas for you since i won't be doing them

-dog the bounty hunter (get your girl to go as his wife)
-tyrone biggums (from chappelle)

m_l_b_ tomorrow am anyone??

Posted by: j at October 28, 2005 08:20 PM

WORLDWIDE NAMERS
ALLIANCE

Posted by: interns get lattes at October 28, 2005 08:37 PM

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

Posted by: bagel at October 29, 2005 04:06 AM

shut shit shit shut

Posted by: at October 29, 2005 04:09 AM

whaddya talkin bout Hb, that has been the state of this blog for awhile now. Get used to it.

Miami fuccing rocks! even after this hurricane, everyone is so nice, friendly, and it is warm and like a Corona commercial. I have realized, after coming on this blog, and living in Cali for a long time, that Cali and its people suck ass.

Posted by: at October 29, 2005 09:45 AM

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Posted by: at October 29, 2005 01:27 PM

paddled out in pea soup fog this am and was rewarded with lots of speedy nugs....

Posted by: Blah Blah at October 29, 2005 01:57 PM

Greetings from Todos Santos! The waves are sweet, the light winds come up late and the water is 76 degrees. From what I can put together, I’m sorry to have missed that whole day of Kdalle worship posts. Personally, I’ve decided to devote an entire chapter in my book to him entitled, “Sitting outside, licking his eyebrows.” That twin fin longboard really sounded interesting, especially considering the general character of our local break. I’d expect speed down the line with considerably more drive than a single fin. And then, of course, there’s the looks you get on your way through the bone yard. Cheers.

Posted by: Spiderman at October 29, 2005 02:39 PM

I will smite you.

Posted by: God at October 29, 2005 03:20 PM

worst. october. ever.

Posted by: bbr at October 29, 2005 03:30 PM

Ahh the daylight savings rocks... More time to surf before heading to cubicle jail.

Posted by: mofo at October 30, 2005 12:08 PM

Was out surfing near low tide today, and saw this longboarder coming down the line. Nearly ran me over. Kook. Short, skinny dude riding a 9+ ft long Stewart white longboard with blue rails. Anyway, at the end of his wave he kicks out and nearly kills someone with his projectile board!

Then kharma came around. The leash snapped, the board released, and BVB had to swim for it. Dangerous board ditching can have consequences.

Posted by: With love, for Bob at October 30, 2005 03:31 PM

anyone have a suggestion for a good, stable MP# player software? Running Windows 98se. Thanks

Posted by: at October 30, 2005 03:55 PM

yeah, here's a suggestion:

Go to Google and do a search. You're welcome.

Posted by: at October 30, 2005 06:12 PM

nice day at OB today.

Posted by: at October 30, 2005 06:50 PM

nice day of quiet surf at dillon beach. i got a real nice ride - yay and jumped off the end right before it closed out and got some air, oh yeah. didn't get whomped too badly

Posted by: Brian at October 30, 2005 08:24 PM

OB theif's car is spray painted black with a new license plat 5PSM617. He is staying on Darien St. in St. Francis Woods.

Posted by: tom at October 31, 2005 08:23 AM
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