moody waves
Surf: Work your spots. Explore the coast. Know the crowd. Know the locals. Know the kooks. Know yourself. Take off deep. Charge charging chargeables. Express yourself. Let rippers rip. Don't clog the scene. Poke your head around corners. Vague is Vogue. Feels good to get wet.
Music: Rip Ripping Rippables. 5th mode of the harmonic minor is a ruling vibe. Now change the 7th to a major and you've got some bad-ass sounds. Now move the 4th up a half-step and you'll feel the weirdness. Build the triads. Funky intervals, huh? Or else shed the confines of theoretical lattices. Put the instrument down and look inside yourself. Find the melody within. Cultivate and nourish the inner melody. Bring it to the surface strong and true. Sing and vocal jam the inner melody. Then pick up the horn/guitar/mouth-harp/keys and let the melody scream out through the instrumental medium. Henry Kaiser last night at Bottom of the Hill. Anybody see it?
Ladies: "Relationships get ill." It's sometimes tough to keep it going. Compromises. Differing worldviews. Expectations. Style. Sex. Love. Who knows when it's meant to be. When to keep pushing. When to let it slide? It's nice to have that rock in your corner. Nice to have that voice of reason. Nice to have those beautiful green eyes. It is of our own making.
Humans: We're all apes.
Dogs: Gods among men.
Southern Hemi rightiousness (many photos by Andy Chisholm)
Charging charger first
Posted by: humboldt at March 13, 2006 09:32 AMThere are no waves in Oregon...it's all fiction...like E's stories!
Posted by: doc at March 13, 2006 09:38 AMtrue. all my stories are fiction.
Posted by: e at March 13, 2006 09:44 AMI've actually never been surfboarding.
I've been living in Pierre South Dakota the last 4 years.
There are no waves in California or Oregon.
Posted by: love your board at March 13, 2006 09:55 AM
Posted by: at March 13, 2006 09:55 AMthat third pic (the b&w down the long slope) is sick. looks like a 1/4 mile ride.
Posted by: charging lac oahe in pierre at March 13, 2006 10:07 AM
Posted by: at March 13, 2006 10:26 AMHeard it was snowin' in GG Park over the weekend? Heads sliding down Hippie Hill? I would have drove up for that!
Fun, dirty, clean, offshore lumps this weekend surprisingly.
Posted by: Hb at March 13, 2006 10:46 AMOk - cough it up. Where the fuck is that spot?
Posted by: Agnar at March 13, 2006 10:53 AMFucking - A name the bitch I'm sick of this place, sick of going left left left left; sick of this freezing ass Maine style cold; all these rude out of state ( no offense) - desperados clamouring for scraps, fuckwad Russian escaped war cime fascists doing 70mph down Fulton killing innocent pedestrians, sick of all these thugs with their gangsta bullshit; sick of the road rage; hate these fucking teenage societel mutants hanging out in my hood. Sick of hate hate hate Bush - sick of the war sick of the noise, sick of the lame Chinese lame wad third world way of driving - now name the the fucking surf spot. Claim it. Vague is shit. Name it so I can take this family out the fuck outta here! FUCK.
niceness is vogue dude didn't you know. now get on your knees.
Posted by: at March 13, 2006 10:56 AManybody have a tahoe report?
Posted by: at March 13, 2006 11:06 AMHere is your Tahoe report.
Posted by: at March 13, 2006 11:13 AMTahoe- Saturday was the best day of the year.
Minimal crowds...2 feet of fresh powder. You could go as big as you wanted.
Posted by: Two Black at March 13, 2006 11:13 AMI dated Malia before Conan.
Posted by: Tommy at March 13, 2006 11:14 AMmalia snaked me on a left at malibu i thanked her in a sarcastic manner. i now hate her.
Posted by: bajel at March 13, 2006 11:15 AMkeep naming and keep claiming and hating and vibing.
the trifecta for bajel plus one!
Posted by: at March 13, 2006 11:21 AMsweet! trifecta!
Posted by: bajel at March 13, 2006 11:26 AMFinally, some footage of Shipstern's Bluff. Awesome. Chopes >>>> Shipsterns though.
Yeah, I heard Malia is at SC for school. I used to see her around my school back in the day. She seemed alright.
Posted by: MSG at March 13, 2006 11:29 AMToilet Bowl
Posted by: Kaiser at March 13, 2006 11:34 AMI used to date Malia back in the day. She's good. Very good. Likes it in the morning after surfing. Ahhh the memories.
Posted by: at March 13, 2006 11:35 AMya, i dont really hate her anon..she just crushed my expectations i had of her from all the pretty pictures i had seen..and sorry to name malibu i just figured if a surfspot has a car named after it, its fair game..my bad
Posted by: appoligetic bajel at March 13, 2006 11:49 AMApologetic?
Posted by: bajel at March 13, 2006 11:51 AMi hate anon regulators.
damn tahoe!! i thought i got the best day of the season the previous saturday!!
sierra is claiming 11 feet of snow in march. jesus.
Posted by: rza at March 13, 2006 12:09 PM
Posted by: Introducing the Chrysler Grey Whale Cove at March 13, 2006 12:10 PMActually best day of the season was Friday.
Sat. was definitely good, but Friday was better
Wed. could top them all.
Posted by: true tahoe report at March 13, 2006 12:19 PMwho gives a fuck about tahoe and snow. what matters is when is the first south swell going to show dammit!
Posted by: at March 13, 2006 12:28 PMbad vibe rza
who is this mountain of a man skilled in the arts of self defense and never needs sleep.
Posted by: at March 13, 2006 12:32 PMsnow was awesome! glad to hear it was one of the best, since it was a pain in the arse getting there and back. 8 hrs up to tahoe. 8 hours back. a nasty accident on the 50. head on collision. 2 people killed. 80 & 89 were closed.
that's so funny "true tahoe report". shoulda been here yesterday.
heading down to check the waves now.
Posted by: lerm at March 13, 2006 12:37 PM
Posted by: it's all here at March 13, 2006 12:41 PMis that a piercing through malia,s nipple?
Posted by: choking the chicken at March 13, 2006 01:03 PMTotal gas up the pass in my shitball Chevy Tahoe = 4 fillups@approx. 68.00 per tank.
Posted by: Nunamer at March 13, 2006 01:04 PMGOD BLESS AMERICA!
Hi Cadaver! Where do you surf?
Yeah - she did the do for me when she left Conan becasue I was edgier and had bigger balls plus my art is deeper and I can carry a conversation beyond the usual surfer rabble.
Posted by: Deeper at March 13, 2006 01:06 PME, Pierre, SD? Who'd have known? I wish you disclosed that sooner. Good pheasant hunting around Pierre. I could have crashed at your place instead of the creepy indian casino in the middle of nowhere. Let's hear some tall tales about living in prairie country now that we all know the truth!
Posted by: surfer & killer of small, defenseless animals at March 13, 2006 01:18 PMOn friday evening, I took my kids sledding on the sidewalk out in front of my house out by west portal. The hail completely covered the sidewalk and street.
Posted by: Joe O at March 13, 2006 01:22 PMNunamer gets OWN3D by his own vehicle.
Posted by: Gas Waster's Delight at March 13, 2006 01:29 PMTasmania.
Posted by: Them there are shots of at March 13, 2006 01:34 PMLarry Bertlemann is free! Is it true? Thought I was jones'n for a wave he must be salvating after how long in prison. rip a wave for the original rubberman.
Posted by: guru at March 13, 2006 01:40 PMI surf
Posted by: at March 13, 2006 01:47 PMSurfing used to be cool
Now everyone surfs
It’s cool
So I started snowboarding
To find my cool
When snowboarding wasn’t cool
Suddenly everyone snowboarded
That’s when I discovered everyone’s cool
Everyone surfs, everyone snowboards
Everyone knows the bro's
And when it's on
Yesterday was better though
Today at low tide
Just like Pipe
Shoulda gone to Tahoe, had my shit packed to go try and lay down a Mt Tam first descent but got turned around because of that crazy crash N of the bridge.
Oh well it was a half-baked idea anyways, not sure how well it woulda worked out.
Posted by: artifact at March 13, 2006 01:57 PMHey! Vague is vogue. Please don't name local sleding spots. Last time it snowed my local spot was chock-full of 5 year old trannies.
Posted by: Todd at March 13, 2006 02:32 PMartifact, no worries, we never would have let you up there anyways. Locals only and all that..
Posted by: miwok nation at March 13, 2006 02:33 PMSorry for the big quiet but me and the boyz just got back
from a little roadtrip in which we full on SCORED. Heading
out under cover of darkness we took a minimum of gear
vowing as always to take ONLY pictures and to LEAVE NO
TRACE. Some of the spots pictured below are much heavier
than they appear and could get me in some very grande-
sized trouble with the locals if they knew I posted them.
Pictured left, "Impossibles" is a perfect right with a rocky
end section, "Little Makaha" on right- just total lines to the
horizon and NOBODY around for miles.
In other news, next week the SurfExpo '06 tradeshow in San
Posted by: cobstah at March 13, 2006 02:37 PMDiego promises record crowds, and we at booth #47 are ready
with a fully new banner logo (above). Thanks for the emails!
Ya glad I didn't make it, I hear those ewoks fully regulate too.
Posted by: artifact at March 13, 2006 02:43 PM
Posted by: ewok brawl at March 13, 2006 02:47 PMNice to hear from ya Cobstah. Looks like the season is better out there then here.
Worst surf season in my short career. Say want you want, this year has sucked!
Posted by: Kaiser at March 13, 2006 03:02 PMHow about some more Lauren:
Posted by: Kaiser at March 13, 2006 03:06 PMnice post cobstah.
Posted by: 3to5setsof7 at March 13, 2006 03:23 PM
Posted by: great one at March 13, 2006 03:38 PMwho was that on friday who's boss only has them working 8 hours a day? or 9x9hour days? WTF? i'd love to only work 9 hours a day. phuck it.
Posted by: at March 13, 2006 03:42 PMI'd love to sniff the rail of Malia's surfboard. Are there any better pics of her?
Posted by: Jenn Sterger at March 13, 2006 03:43 PMLauren's hair color is like a Tramp-Stamp in a different form. I would like to move the lace over to the side and dig in.
Posted by: Jenn Sterger at March 13, 2006 03:45 PMJoe O, you live in W. Portal? Holy Carp, you must be LOADED!!!
Posted by: at March 13, 2006 03:46 PMWe double-teamed The Slayer:
Posted by: Jenn Sterger at March 13, 2006 03:53 PMtheir boobs look weird.
Posted by: college chicks didnt have fake racks in my day at March 13, 2006 04:02 PMHow many yet-to-be-born American kids are going to be denied breast milk b/c of the vanity (and fake orbs) of their mothers? Those 2 girls above have the answer.
Posted by: Similac Generation at March 13, 2006 04:05 PMCobstah - you're weird. Stop naming spots on Maui.
Posted by: Kala Alexander at March 13, 2006 04:09 PMI'll take Lauren over those two north florida trailer park princesses every day of the week.
Though I'll also concur that showing off lace encased flaps on Wicked Weasel's website is not really an indicator of good breeding.
She's just better looking. The Florida whores' boobs do look funny. Fake and small is not a great combination.
Posted by: at March 13, 2006 04:10 PMthose are fake?
Posted by: at March 13, 2006 04:10 PMfake boobs, now that's a tramp stamp.
Posted by: on the subject of tramp stamps at March 13, 2006 04:10 PMmmmm boobs and shit.
Posted by: Brian at March 13, 2006 04:11 PMcheck out the chick in the background: "oh my god, Hiiii!!!!"
Posted by: at March 13, 2006 04:29 PMHi Brian!! Where you been?
Posted by: D.A.D. at March 13, 2006 04:30 PMi like the rhinestone brah. that Ho needs to do vids.
Good on ya, Slayer, whomever you are. I hope you showed them what trash they really are.
Posted by: at March 13, 2006 04:30 PMBrian - How did you get such rich parents. I mean shit, you went to mexico, got a new car, new board and live on the beach? wtf? I hope you consider yourself lucky and treasure what you have, you spoiled mf!
Posted by: at March 13, 2006 04:39 PMTake a quaalude homer, trustafari status is never held against one on e's blog. Being involuntarily poor is for suckers.
Posted by: Jenn Sterger wants to be a lawyer at March 13, 2006 04:45 PMI am a med-student. I should be doing porn soon, too.
Posted by: Jenn Sterger at March 13, 2006 04:51 PM
Posted by: Jenn Sterger looking all 'natural' on a hike at March 13, 2006 05:22 PMare those the girls that the football scouts for arizona state give out to potential players?
Posted by: at March 13, 2006 05:23 PMWe need a Brian interview.
Funny "Jenn Sterger looking all 'natural' ..." post.
Posted by: 9x9 at March 13, 2006 05:50 PMBrian. Son. I miss you "dude." I'm in the city! Frisco that is. I have a new place - sorry but I tried to call and your mom hung up on me again. If I had a dollar for everytime she blasted me on the phone I would be able to get the second Vega running. Come on by this weekend! 465 44th Avenue. My house is the one with all the Vega's in front - yes, even the blue station wagon!
Posted by: D.A.D. at March 13, 2006 06:29 PMbridge trools suck!
Posted by: at March 13, 2006 06:43 PMYes, we definitely need a Brian interview. And let's do this one with his D.A.D.
Posted by: Spiderman at March 13, 2006 07:06 PM