E's Surf Report

funny coinkidink: i saw smoke on the water this morning from my quiet little perch as the sun came up from behind the hills. awesome pics this am... awesome am all around!

Photo DUMP!

great way to start the office day, thanks for those, especially that layback barrel shot

the top photo's a similar shot (but older) to one published in tsj recently in a piece on the central coast. if only ca****s was as good as that looks...(although the slabby tow-in spot is getting plenty of attention from those so inclined). other shots are cool too

I can mentally insert myself in to all of those shots...last one is cool, layback left too

do you mean mousr or lefla

http://www.santacruzsentinel.com/archive/2004/May/02/local/stories/02local.htm

Interesting take on this topic....

can someone please tell me what the URL box does? How do you post a photo?

Hi web. the url box will link your name to a web page. you can post photos using the following code
<img src="http://www.webphotos.com/sickshot.jpg">

you have to host your photos somewhere on the web.. like photobucket or momentoffame.com.. then link from there

Thanks e.

those pictures - that is the ASL. the rest of us are just clowns.

timing is everything - and we missed it (here in Cali, USA)

E, good shit today! Love the post, love the pics.

california dreaming on such a winter's day!

I know my archives and I do believe that is Jimmy Hunter digging out the van in Baja.

I used to boat into the ranch all the time in the 70's. Guess what? it was often crowded.

"It used to be that the happiest people in Santa Cruz were the surfers," Reiss said.

Now — Reiss writes in his book — the people enjoying Santa Cruz the most are "the yoga-and-body-movement-summer-Shakespeare-arts-and-craft-and-wine-festival-jazz-and-blues-concert-art-gallery-author-poetry-book- reading-university-seminar-lecture-series-performance-artist-National-Public-radio listening-candle-vigil-tribal-elder-MSG-free crowd."

"Now," he said, "the happiest people in Santa Cruz are those who don’t surf."

Killer post today. Now that was some niceness. Anybody know where my Primo wetsuit is?

maybe you missed it, bozo, but its out there now. Pics within last eight weeks. (if I figured this pic thing out. Just as well if I didnt)

mous. good catch on the leffla- i missed it 1st time around.

mmmm adjustable single fins, swallow tails, wide point forward, thick turned down noses, power cords attached to fin screw, oneill seal suits and purple wax.

e...sick post!

Somewhat related topic for the musically un-talented, but inspired - my office has a PS2 in the work place and last week I picked up this incredibly fun video game called Guitar Hero - it comes with a guitar-modeled game controller, so you're literally playing the game by playing the guitar (buttons instead of frets, and a flap instead of strings - wammy-bar included). Been ripping "Smoke on the Water" for the past week.

Deep Purple Wax?

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hmmm

Hmm.... California Growth??
5th largest economy in the world.
I never would have guessed the surf would become crowded.

I guess I will just have to commit the rest of my life to whining about how unjust life really is for me.

To me, Reiss is another one of those guys who's gotten carried away with labels, labels, labels. I mean really - "The yoga-and-body-movement-summer-Shakespeare-arts-and-craft-and-wine-festival-jazz-and-blues-concert-art-gallery-author-poetry-book- reading-university-seminar-lecture-series-performance-artist-National-Public-radio listening-candle-vigil-tribal-elder-MSG-free crowd" - he's all over it. Now for sure that's an easy thing to do, our brains are naturally very good at that (for better and for worse). But I think it fosters an "us vs. them" mentality that does no good, in fact it's destructive, and besides it just misses the point.

at only 20 years into the game, he is a noob and has no business writing on the subject matter.

surf

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my girl has a bum like this but i'm rarely allowed to touch it. I get rejected all the time until now i don't even go for it anymore. I get sex once a month if i'm lucky. Is that normal? (early 30's, no kids, not married)

sorry people, I am a technical idiot. Those are my posts trying to post photo.(1, hmmm) I can't figure it out, I give up.

web's photo

web.. if you just post the url (http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f34/Freesrf/825cdfd7.jpg) we can post the photos for ya!

The author fails to accept a very basic premise in life being:

"This world wasn't created for you, and you aren't the center of the universe.

This guy has 0 perspective and maybe his mom would be a better audience for his book.

my god there is an example up above.

Nice E post today, Chamberland is one of my inspirations,,,

I've been riding a single fin lately and its been very chalenging, I call it a comma, because when I get up on it it pauses. I got one OK wave on Sat with it... Any advice on riding a comma??

I know Chamberlain has had it very, very good, but I'm still stoked on the "now". With a little extra effort and sacrifice, the uncrowded, unseen gems can still be yours.

The good old days are today, and I, for one, am stoked.

The funny thing is, I still find half of those spots uncrowded on a regular basis. Hi Jeff; again, killer, killer photos.

Celebrate....

pretty deceiving how harmless the rodent looks

your chick looks like that and only gives you action once a month? you must not be her only john.

if she has the tramp stamp like that one on the right, its a guarantee.

fuck, am I the only one who needs my photos posted for me? what a kook.

anyway, point being these photos are within the last eight weeks. no one out, various parts of planet.

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that Cayucos pick is rad.

E, Your sandwiches probably weren't too sandy considering you brought them to the Shore in a shoebox.
Go back to Philly, Shooby!

No tramp stamp. Definitely no other john. She's just not horny except for maybe once a month. And if she's not into it, it doesn't matter if i am. She's pretty conservative by nature and kinda uptight. She does have a butt like that. It drives me crazy.

newsflash: life is not about sex. but it sure makes it worth living and I'm living large. hahahahahaaaaaaa. stroke it.

Sounds like your girl is cheating on you. That's an okay butt, and not worth the headache. I'd move on.

If you can't figure out how to put a photo on here by using tags, then buy some burritos.

I've got a better idea. If I can't figure it out, which I can't, I'll keep them to myself, which I've always done anyway, and go surf empty waves while you get better at using your computer. Deal?

web 1
anon 0

anon, watch your language!

is this what you wanted posted?

Worried, smell the blunt end of your Sonicare toothbrush. That thing is getting more mileage with your bitch than you are lately.

nope, she doesn't masterbate either. Just isn't into frequent sex. Hasn't been her whole life.
I was hoping that some of you might say, "dude, it's all a myth, nobody gets sex more than once every 2 weeks."

I like my girl, but i like sex too. I'm conflicted.

those web photos are sick! thanks for posting web.

learn how to fuck so it's fun for her too.

it's pretty simple really

right on this morning e. caught my first wave in 1964, so cal. you could actually drive many miles between newport and dana point without seeing a house, a car, or a surfer. use to sleep by the railroad tracks waiting for first light and hoping there might be someone to surf with. ate cans of tuna, melted candle wax in them afterwards so I could drip it onto our board. man do i miss those days, those babes, those waves. now i'm visualizing my first spread eagle tit shot. i think i'm in heaven! thanks for the memories, e.

How small are you between the legs?

Good advice "fun for her too." Maybe i should work harder on that. However, I've spent hours and hours (and hours) down there with mouth and hand. We stick to the one position she likes when we do it, even though i'd like to try others. It's pretty focused on her the whole time.

I guess i'm just hugely frustrated and don't know what to do and so am ranting anonymously on some surf blog.

No worries E. This mornings photos got me warm and fuzzy. A guy named Bixby Hotchkiss was in my class in high school.(there were only 18 in my class) Maybe some of you can connect the name with a few of this mornings photos...

that guy talking about his chick is lying, or he is just stupid.
how often do you pull it?

cheat

if anyone's near felton, ca on 3/1 check these guys out:
http://www.thirteenthpartialtrio.com/

dude, your chick cheats on you. guaranteed.

"Worried"
Your situation sound like ultimate frustration. One cornerstone of good relationship missing, bad like three-leg chair. There will be no waxing on for you, only wax off.

Dear worried: There’s some poor paralyzed guy out there saying, “I’ll take once a week, once a month, or once a year.” If you love her and enjoy all the other aspects of your relationship, hang in there and try to improve your communication with her. That will often lead to more action in the bedroom. If not, at least she’ll maintain that nice butt for a long time (for you to look at).

not lying. maybe stupid?
pull it maybe 5 times a week.

do all of you really get more sex? how many times a month?

sorry if that's a weird question. I'm just curious.

she's a lesbo. i dated a couple in college - trust me.

wait until you have 2 kids. you will never get laid again.

thanks for the advice miyagi and limp dick.

keep the nice ass and fuck someone else on the side

maybe she can tell that you are gay?

CC Sux- #2 is off, i think. good on the rest...were you around when you could drive on the spit?

Sex dude: I think 2-3 times a week is pretty standard/conservative if you are together most nights.

I agree with the three leg chair guy. That sucks. I'd probably bail.

lesbo - maybe

figure out what time of day she prefers it....

try being romantic when you are not in the bedroom...

leave the kama sutra next to the bed...suggest trying one page a week...

and take the batteries out of her toothbrush

JESUS CHRIST! YOU KIDS ALL GET OUT OF THE POOL AND GO TAKE A COLD SHOWER!

oh my god 2-3 times a week would be incredible.

thanks for the advice.

well, glad to hear you are putting in the effort. it's possible she is with you for other reasons. maybe you are rich? because she's obviously not attracted to you. it's possible she is bi or even gay.
good sex is an extension and expression of love and attraction. sounds like on it missing.
or she could need a shrink. it is possible someone touched her inappropriately when she was young and she has issues with that or is a brainwashed catholic girl with guilt.
you could go see a shrink, a sex therapist, a relationship counselor or pick up some advice here on the blog but....
since I spend most of my nights pleasing married woman who don't want to sleep with their spouse i know a few things first hand.

strap on a strapon and go for the DP, that will turn her around!

sweeet thanks jeff chamberlain! i love good shots of eg pimps spot.

invite her closest friend over and let them know, you up for the menage

You have fortitude of the Buddha. When I in Okinawa young girlfriend fish often, laundry often, calligraphy often. No fuck often. Kimono always on. Go in peace and re-create the opening scene from "American Beauty" at least 4X per week. If not working, attractions will wander unless magic ass has you under spell. She want eunuch for friend???

sex starved, call me and we can work out your problems: 415-273-1618

can your girlfriend get a table dance?

That Hobie "M-80" model looks insane. Anybody have one?

thanks miyagi and fun for her too. I guess maybe she's not that into me, though she says this rate of sex is the same as with boyfriends of the past.

I can't cheat. Just can't do it.

Guess i'll just have to get into pulling the pud for the rest of my years if i want to stay with my girl. Sad but true.

I'm still curious if people out there really have sex more than once or twice a month? Part of me doesn't believe it. Therefor am i chasing a myth?

funny sex talk too..all the guys that think shes cheating on you are insecure about there chicks..never know though i guess..

i guess thats 'thier' chicks

E, quit posing as the sex starved anon guy.

Definately sounds like a communication issue. Does she know you want more sex? Why doesn't she enjoy it when you guys do get down? Don't listen to me though, I'm a single college kid surrounded by thousands of horny, sexually expirimental girls who drop their panties at the first sight of the 6'2" leaning against the bedroom wall. Good luck, fellow man, GET LAID! Its part of your biology...

Try romancing her even when you do not want sex. The go read Dan Savage. He ran a few columns about this a few weeks ago. Column can be found at The Onion AV page.

maybe she knows that you surf the fort and deadys and even she thinks those waves suck.

Dude,
If you really love her and she really loves you, then ask her what her objections are to more sex. Really get intimate and detailed in your questions. Does she really have orgasms? Find out what's up. I did with my girl and now we have sex 2-3 times a week up from 3-4 times a month. In fact her sex drive has increased, she gets wiggy if we don't have sex after about 7 days, which used to be about 3 weeks previously. I start to wig afer about 5 personally. What drove her change, she understood my needs better and I understood hers. It's a partnership, give and take. Sometimes you give but sometimes you take. And if she won't do the act, maybe she'll at least cup your balls when you whack it.

I have sex about 2-4 times a month with my hot girlfriend. She actually wants more but I’m not so attracted to her anymore mentally, physically I think she’s still hot and usually ill initiate sex if I see her getting dressed, if I’m paying attention. I feel weird and stupid about it sometimes. If I was gay I think I would know and not hold back, but I love vagina. We're breaking up now and it's sad. basically dammed if you do and dammed if you don’t so everyone quit yer cryin.

"anon for this" you give me hope. Thanks man. We've had pretty detailed discussions about it. She's actually never had an orgasm from sex in her entire life, though she can have them from hand or oral. I think that's probably part of the problem. Bean Spiller good luck dude!

its "their"

Is there really that perfect one? good sex, attraction, friendship, understanding? or will i alwayse hope for more from a girl? will i alwayse have to compromise some for the other. I think my biological clock is ticking. If I really had sex with every girl i wanted to, and thought was hot would i be fullfilled? and be able to settle down with a girl knowing ive accomplished all my fanatsy's?

thanks internet police

the fort and deady's are close by and break when other waves don't. this makes them good waves.
and i got news for you mister just missed the cut at the mav's event, ocean beach is a shitty wave, too. as is pipe and any other spot.
what is it that keeps the magazines away from this wonderful special top beachie of all beachies? the KCLB?

hey bagel good question,
but in my experience if you got attraction, friendship and understanding the sex is the last thing you have to worry about.
it'll be freaky, frequent, old fashioned, quickies, passionate, nightly, in different positions, in different places and even sometimes not at all.

but it won't ever be a problem.

the fort and deadys are close by, and they are covered in idiots, this makes them good waves. logical.

what keeps OB out of magazines? you must not look at magazines much, toughy anon.

good point anon i put in good sex as that was the discussion. usually its the other things that are the deal breakers.

ya, toughy anon. also theres about 100 other good waves in cali to take pictures of when OB is good. the good shots do make the mags, thats why your so bummed out all the time. imho.

hand/oral IS sex. that may be part of your problem. ALOT of chicks don't get off from intercourse, so if that's all your offering when you want to initiate "sex" she's probably not going to be too interested. in fact, it actually really sucks to get all excited and then not get finished off, as you may have experienced once or twice.

Nothing will fire up a chick like pure jealousy. Got out to lunch with female coworkers, meet up with some chicks for coffee, get a love email "accidentally" while she's watching, send yourself flowers, Spit some game to the checkout girl in front of her.

When chick see that other chicks find you attractive, they get super hot& bothered and fight for their man. Seriously.

If this fails then bail

Bagel you can have all the chicks in the world and just want more- the more you have the more you want. Just a reality you have to deal with.

I have sex 20+ times/month with the same chick for 6 years. No joke- but we have an awesome realtionship, emotionally and physically.

good call on the jealousy thing.
pay a chick to call you in the evenings, make sure your chick answers the phone.

if she doesnt get hot and bothered, then dump her before she dumps you, as you'll know then that she is screwing/blowing her boss.

yeah those checkout girls are usually so hot I can't stand it. "spit some game" ? you sound like you've really got it figured out, nice...

I wonder what your girlfriend would post here if she saw that, assuming you even have one.

"Dr. Philstah is a sex kook", you just killed it! That was Hilair.
Is there anybody else chatting on the blog today, or is it still just me and you?

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Internet_tough_guys

Yup, i realize that hand/oral is sex. She says that i finish her more often than anyone has for her in the past. She says she is really pleased with how i focus on her when we hook up. Nevertheless, she just isn't into sex that much. She doesn't even like to open-mouth kiss for that matter. I guess there's not much i can do. Sorry for taking your time and thanks for the comments. Dr. Philstah count your lucky stars for having an awesome companion and loads of sex.

back to the surf Worried.......Linda Mar was breaking pretty damned nice this morning and it was so cold that there were less than 10 folks out. Go get wet and shrink your dick, Worried, what's the better rush, good sex or great waves?

leave the clitty alone and the kissing for the 8th graders.

find her G spot and you'll get yourself a slave

all of you men are kooks!!

hot chick....i think i saw you out there this morning with your headlights on!

Waves before babes,
Bros before hos.

Oh come on there are plenty of hot checkout girls at Starbucks, Macy's, Whole Foods etc.

exactly....i was checking you out and you still didn't have the balls to chat me up.

its all about living the Authentic Sex Lifestyle

I'll take hot sex over good waves any day of the week!

as long as the waves are still good the other 6, sure, no problem

fuuuck! hef!! duuude....i saw you on mtv cribs! can i come over this weekend and party with ya!?!

getting a short board and semi gun shaped for OB. Should I go for 1/8 in stringers or 1/4 in stringers?

What type of glass (4oz, 6oz, s-glass)?

Should I get sex starved's lady painted on the bottom of my board or Jen Strenger?

Try these, Dr Philstah guaruntees you'll have a good time at the checkout couter

"How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?"

"I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!"

"What a small world! I belong to the Safeway Club, too!"

"I've got some meat here that's 'Best if used by tonight.'"

John Holmes....how about doing a hot chick on a small wave from shore?

Holy Shite, Web...

I knew Bixby Hotchkiss before High School... like from about 3 y/o until High School. He went one way, I went another (BTW, I think I know which H/S...)

And, yes, that's an easily recognizable pic... thankfully from visits there c/o Bixby.

May he R.I.P.

oh man, thanks dr philstah!

anyone see yesterday's story in the Chronical about sex at the zoo? about the tapir that accidently crushed his own penis by stepping on it...

"We soaked it in a tub of betadine for a couple of weeks," Tollini said. "It turned purple, then black, then it atrophied. Then it fell off, and he ate it."

saw it......you think he got another one for christmas?

how come no chicks have added their words of wisdom for Worried?

Happy birthday to me! Just turned fifty three. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to me.

That kind of reminds me of the guy who got a nasty disease of the penis. He went to one doctor who told him there was no hope and it had to be amputated. So he went to another and heard the same thing. Finally he went to see a chinese doctor who practiced eastern medicine. The chinese doc said "Those American MD's are always prescribing unnecessary surgery just to make money." The guy was ecstatic. "You mean I don't have to have it amputated?!" The doc said "Nope, in a couple of weeks it'll fall off by itself."

Feliz cumpleanos Dennis!

SF Kneelo...both Bixby and I were shipped off to boarding school..he was from down south, me up north. All of us were pretty of out of control at the time. He ended up getting kicked out.I think for drinking while at a class trip to the ranch. Cant remember.It was around 78 or so. But we went there alot before that, and for the next couple of years after could still get passes from the old man. Pulled up to the point in the school bus...I have often wondered what happened to him. I may be mistaken, but I think he will inherit the largest private coastal landholding on the West coast of US...not even hearst has as much beach land.

anyone have thoughts on this shape?

Discuss....

Judahpeak, that shape looks very fun.

I'll stop posting as "Ghost of Miyagi" now. Good luck, no-sex guy.

http://www.parapraxis.com/pics/small/kashi.mov

WHY DO ALL BAY AREA RADIO STATIONS SUCK SO BADLY??

WE NEED A KCRW HERE!!!

SOLD

bing! had to get up 2 hours earlier today for a netmeeting with Chicago peeps. smoke on the water indeed.

craptacular board!!! color, shape, brand everything!!

Aleks from Aqua rides of dem Hobies, crazy angle on those fins. He said it sticks good on hollow waves.

dude, I've been married for twenty years, got two kids, one of whom is in college, and I get more pussy than that. what good is a hot ass if you can't tap it? Assuming she's not cheating, she's undersexed, and unlikely to change. Lay it down for her, tell her you need it everyday, and maybe you'll compromise on a more reasonable level. If not, move on before you knock her up-then your done. As far as what's out there, I know a chick who drove her old man away because she wanted to fuck at least once a day. She was pretty hot too.

Good radio on AM 1510

Hey Web,

I hate to break it to you, but I think he's no longer with us. The circumstances were very sad, particularly cuz he left behind a wife and young family.

He was pretty wild back when I knew him. I think that eventually became a contributing factor.

I heard that through a highly reliable mutual connection some years ago.

Beside one or the other of us perpetually being in trouble, I'll always remember good times at the campground. We always busted our asses to get the grade to be able to return.

Dang, that seems like forever ago now.

Happy bday Dennis, hopefully you catch as many waves as your age the next session!

Jeff and Web way to represent with the empty explorations, it is still out there!

Kneelo- wow. what a fucking bummer. how did he die? alchohol? I can't believe how much he was entitled to, and how he just never undersdtood...I remember he actually broke into the lighthouse one night and stole booze, basically from himself, and just pissed his dad off.. we were about 16. His dad banned him from the ranch at that point. I remember thinking how stupid, but always figured he would grow out of it and take over as king. what a fucking bummer.

Kneelo-by the way, yes it was a long time ago. 28 years or so. many sunrises, many waves.

happy b-day dennis!

Happy Birthday, Dennis!

May you have a board collection that equals your age ;)

Sometimes when you wake up at 6 every morning and go to bed at 9:30 every night and surf almost everyday, you can be too exausted for the sex.

Happy brithday Dennis!!!

did somebody say they wanted to hear from the BITCHES??? Oh NO you don't!!!

Sounds to me like we're dealing with your typical NEEDLE DICK. If any of you surf fags can't rip me wide open then get your ass back down to COWELLS

i check this blog every 4 minutes
i have ADD or i need a new job

sic photos
the surf used to be better
that chick's a lesbo - use it to your advantage
i want that green board

hung like John Holmes

kneelo and web, please take your internet romance off this blog. try myspace.com or AOL instant message. Thanks.

now, how about some fresh "taut ta-ta" pics, as E would say.....

web and kneelo, please ignore anna above. you are, of course, highly valued participants on the blog and it's cool to hear the old-school tales.

taut ta-ta's are always encouraged as well.

How was the surf art show last night betty?

i have a tramp stamp

dennis, happy birthday!

I dont know what the hell this is, but i was querying for images of cake and candles and found this wave with something on it. enjoy!!!

ok, whats a tramp stamp?

His Dad was a hard-ass from what I remember... a big-time business guy.

Unfortunately, he took his own life. I don't remember the details, but it was abrupt.

Like you said, with all he had... fuckin' bummer.

It's funny how that name stays with me. Flash: childhood... Flash: surf trips, and then it ends like some twisted version of Dead Poet's Society.

Anyhow...

Thankyou Sacto

Actually, no worries... I'd like Anna to post some pix of herself to help me with my forehand.

E- anna is a fucking moron, and clearly has no clue what we are sharing,and who we are talking about, which is a very legitimate member of california surf history, which Anna is most certainly not. So, I would say to Anna, go fuck yourself. Is that clear enough, you anon loser?

Cali Canyoneering adventure (video Roman N.)

Watch out for the "Death Moss"

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1396102360867024883&q=roman+nelson

Kaiser and Worried get down!

Here Betty Betty, come here girl.

Thanks ya'll. Nice rza. My first ever surfing cake!

yah, i'm "anon" and your real name is "web". tough blog guy. grow up.

No gay pics please E

This is a tramp stamp.

Word was that Cheney had not had any alcohol on the day of the hunt. Now he has changed it to one beer with lunch.

We all know that when a cop stop's someone for weaving all over the road at 3 a.m. they always admit to "two beers"

So if Cheney had 1, we know it was like at least 4. Hence the delay, just wating for the blood alcohol content to go down before announcing he shot his buddy and then is going to head home and pore over some new intelligence from Iran.

it is my real name, you stupid little fuck.

Whale dong, wipeouts, tennis stars, green Hobies, ancient wisdom, ape rape, budz and butts -- I think we've covered the gamut for today. Another classically proactive day on the bloog, congrats everyone!

Sactomex is waiting another few minutes to post the nug shot on schedule....

sactomex, time to enjoy. no more responses to the small. Nice pic.

This is why "surf culture" is and always will be a black hole.
Discuss.
Judahpeak - nice id on the board - can't wait to ram my log into it.

KCLB

puff puff give fellas.
puff puff give.

inspiring

web, please post a pic of your tramp stamp. thanks.

There is a sweet Microbus I've seen around the mid peninsula lately sporting a KCLB sticker.
I waxed ORACLE SHORES BOYZ on the back window last night.

that bus with the KCLB sticker is Andy Olive's i do believe.

Andy Olive is a snake.

I'm gonna get fired.

He worried,
I feel for you. I had a similar situation after two kids. I wasn't getting enought and constantly turned down. You have to have a heart to heart. (This is what i did).

I told her I NEEDED it more. When we got married I told her she would be my sole source for sex. Basically if she doesn't want you to cheat, she has to put out. She knows that. Unfortuneately, there are no good choices.

You have to know who you are, what your needs are and communicate them. The reasons for her lack of interest could be one or all of what has been mentioned above. The bottom line is you need it more and if she loves you she will help you with that. If she doesn't want to work this out with you, how can you be happy for the next one, five, ten, twenty years?

You have to impress on her that it is part of your biology. Some chicks don't understand how often a guy needs it.

My situation has gotten better (twice a week is still not enough).

Once she has kids (which are exausting) you will get it about 10% as often as you do now. Good luck.

Don't play games with the jealousy crap. Just lay it on the line and tell her your NEEDS. By the way chicks love vibrators. That reduces their time to orgasm exponentialy!

All it needs are the safari windows (and a better color)...

Oh, and...

"THE NEXT AND MORE ORGANIZED SHORTWAVE TROUGH IS THEN FORECAST TO ARRIVE ON SATURDAY. TEMPERATURES ARE EVEN COLDER WITH THIS SYSTEM SO EVEN LOWER SNOW LEVELS ARE POSSIBLE. HAVE MENTIONED LIGHT ACCUMULATING SNOWS ABOVE 2000 FEET ON FRIDAY AND LEFT NO MENTION OF ACCUMULATION FOR SATURDAY AT THIS TIME. HOWEVER THERE IS A BETTER CHANCE OF ACCUMULATING SNOWS ABOVE 2000-3000 FEET ON SATURDAY."

check out the ramp at high tide today, around noon:

Interesting day at E's...

Anyhow, I'm off to the Docs.

Sorry to break that news to you, Web... but it does bring back some great memories!

Particularly shot #6 that E originally posted... no boat required and multiple days to enjoy.

And I hope my wife appreciates my tennis lesson tonight!

BTW, regarding nookie frequency... try having three kids under the age of 5 with one six weeks old.

You're up, she's down... she's up, you're down... you're both up, and you get bum-rushed by the little people parade.

I think it's the Creator's way of slowing down the birth rate.

"little people parade"...that's hilarious.

Um... Andy's bus isn't a 'micro' but nice work anyway 3-5-7. Web seems like kind of a tough guy. I wonder if he has a pic of his bad self so that I can avoid surfing near him.
Not so long ago OB was the last halcyon holdout. No shit, just ask Sancho.
Now stick a fork in it.

what you say bob?

WHAT YOU SAY BOB? YOU GOT A PROBLEM?

-DUANE

Its getting competitive around here. The posting of hot girls by the masses is making me step my game. Before, I was a lone ranger. Kinda like Jeff Clark surfing Mavs all those years. Today, you got kooks all over the place posting hot chicks.

Its just not what it once was...........

ugh... wtf? you're losing your game Kaiser-sose. Sactomex, has been picking it up. Way to go Sacto! That bob chick is nasty.

Hey, Worried, what you really need is a Fleshlight:

http://www.fleshlight.com/main/products.cfm?id=1001&aff=70398

It feels better than the real thing. Just get one, and supplement the dry periods.

Yo I am vacationing in Mendocino and lost my stash :(. uncool. anyone know if there is an area around here where they outright offer kind buds Haight-style? Email me thehammer100 at gmail.com

muchas gracias

You can send all ultra-nerdy girls to me. Loves 'em.

or post here - I meant email me if you dont want to post that sort of thing

Nice thoughts & pictures to go along E. You clearly tapped a vein. You sound sad Bozo. You can live the ASL but it takes dedication, abnormal dedication. Just spent 2 minutes explaining the soul arch in the last shot to my six year old. He understood. The next photo which stopped us, for a second, was the bowl, and then the primative art form of skin decaration popped up. Had to bail at that point. He reads well. Waxmate w/ the surfer in the beaker? This is a fun place to talk shit about surfing.

thanks e, that was a solid pictorial today.

Just spent 2 minutes explaining the soul arch in the last shot to my six year old. He understood.

Just spent 2 minutes explaining the soul arch in the last shot to my six year old. He understood.

Here's a sweet Django Reinhardt mov that can up on Boing Boing today

Does jack johnson have the 'ASL'?

That's gotta be a pretty good life.

I bet E wouldn't say no to that now would he. Great mix of surf, music and creativity.

Wait a min now - is JJ cool or not cool nowadays?

Hey web and sf kneelo, no offense at all intended by this, but it would be great if one or both of you actually explained who Bixby Hotchkiss is (or was) and why he's a major part of 70s central coast surf lore and history or whatever. I think that's what Anna was getting at in her typically offensive and juvenile manner. You both seemed off on a bit of a tangent, with the sly insider references and all that. Share with those of us who are under 37 and/or didn't grow up at "the ranch". I for one would be stoked to hear some good stories, much more than reading a bunch of moronic sex advice from guys who clearly spend way too much time flogging the bishop over internet porn. Dan Savage doesn't have to worry about competetition from niceness any time soon. Thanks.

Wouldn't it have been sweet if NBC had hired me to announce mens's figure skating, instead of that Tom Hammond dolt?

whos dan savage?

ya! story's!

Nukes come to the rescue:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/zd/20060216/tc_zd/171675