E's Surf Report

a few rideables out there this morning. yesterday after work was fun but choppy. you didn't miss much if ya didn't make it out.

jt snow

DAMN. shoulda written durham.

missed it. too busy. see ya'll manana.
hopefully.

SE Papa is 12@14 now, should hit manana arvo.

Question: What is arvo?

Don't blame JT, blame Tomko! 3 run lead, blown. 2 run lead, blown. Hand off to Fassero. 1 run lead, blown.

It was all a pipe dream anyway.

Surf today was missing a few elements but it was a nice, cool fall morning. Swell needs to add a few seconds and right itself. After that, much fun.

Little Red Riding Hood looks pissed!

Chicks only after 2:00 p.m. Other surf porn before 2:00 p.m.

Icer big air contest is this afternoon on Fillmore street. Imagine surfing double OH on Lake Tahoe. It is like that to watch these guys huck their meat on Fillmore St with the GG bridge in the background!

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/09/29/MNGTOEVMH71.DTL&hw=icer&sn=001&sc=1000

those glassed in assymetrical twin fins built for goofy footers?
note the longer rail on the left side

would not like to meet up with red riding hood in a dark alley

France is getting silly waves. Could OB be like that when we get our swell? Just trying to imagine how cool it would be if Sloat looked like Gravierre or La Nord in a few days. Not to mention the topless french babes and the occasional Slater 5 second barrel. Weather sure looks nice for today.

alert: today they're dumping tons of snow on fillmore street to have a snowboard/ski jump competition.

ditch work! it's a snow day!!

Is it worth it to drive 30 miles to surf this afternoon? Bush sez y'all need to conserve this here gas. My wallet's hurtin an' all.

rza, jardinee,
if you can't find your huck board, or can't make it to the fillmore, check the streaming video at high noon-- CBS5.com Webcast

Thanks Kaiser

This blog seems a lot like Dr. Phil for surf people...
"ridables?"
Is this a word?
I need advice on how to ditch my longboard when not using a leash.
How come my OJ knife won't puncture some of the tires on these Bad Boy trucks? Frick - I jam the tip in, I slash sideways and nothing...
The guy who rode my ass all the way down Skyline in his Explorer and then paddled out at Sloat.
GOTCHA.

Who was the dork in the brand new metallic blue VW Jetta with a longboard out the sunroof?; he was doing 55mph down an already hella dangerous Fulton street crossing 40th. I hope to see him in my neighborhood real soon...
Slash.
Is "Chuns" on Oahu or is "Chuns" "Leftovers?"
Is Hawaii good this time of year?

If a large wave like at Maverick's is bearing down on me I pray to Da Blakestah! AND THEN I bail!

ohh BVB.. hOW IS lOS aNGELEs THIS time OF year?

OK, I'm going surfing. If I drive all the way to the beach and it's fricking lame, I'm not going surfing for another 13 months.

Butt Jammer, "Leftovers" is what you eat during the afternoon game on Nov. 24th. It is usually really good on Nov. 25th, Nov. 26th and Nov 27th. I usually don't hit it up after that as it begins to get fowl......

Baaaahhhahhhhhahhaaaaaaaa

I drive a black jetta and i put my board inside and i make fun of other surfers. I'm so cool.

Hey, the guy you are looking for is named Ghassan Kharsa AKA Littleman. Taraval Police KNOW him VERY well! He has a rap sheet for over 20 years. He is DEFINITELY the guy that is breaking into these cars. His license plate # is 5jgb323, burgundy toyota 2 dr celica. He also had primered it grey for a while. You may have noticed the break-ins slowing down in the end of August to Sept 2005 because he is running scared and has been hiding off and on in Santa Cruz, CA. However a friend of mine seen him at the Daly City Bart Station Monday 9/26/05 at 9:00 pm so it's possible that he no longer has that car. Not for sure on that. This guy is not Asian/Hispanic. He is Arab. Back in July, he stole a surfer's credit card and purchased $800.00 worth of cigarettes at 7-11 on 46th and Judah. The owner of the store (Terry, I think-Asian guy) did NOT report him to the police even though he had him on surveillance. Sto ry has it that he got the money reimbursed to him by a family member. He is also wanted by Daly City or Pacifica police for trying to cash a check belonging to his ex-girlfriend's mother at a bank in Daly City. They also have him on surveillance. He was also breaking into Surfer's cars in Pacifica a few months ago as well. Gee, don't know what else to tell you. I tried posting this on your website but it wouldn't allow me to for some reason. I really hope you get this guy. He's been in and out of jail his whole life and that obviously hasn't helped the scumbag. He needs to be sent away for a long time. The court systems have been way too lenient on this piece of crap for what ever reason. He is a drug addict (creakhead by choice) and thinks nothing of stealing from anybody. He even stole from his own family members, that's what a low life this thing is. If they do finally catch him, all you surfer's need to get toget her and formally press charges in order for this thing to be put a way for a long long time! I hope this helps. So remember, he's Arab, about 5' 7'', his birthday is 4/20/71. He's bald and has tattoos all over his arms, stomach and back. He has a scar on his face and he's a crackhead!

I knew all the butt jammers prayed to blakestah.

e, awesome how you went from death deamon paintings to sand castles, brilliant!

theres alwayse fun little sloppy waves during the sand castle invitational..

this guys a good death deamon painter, barlowe

Just scoped out the ski/snowboard jump. From the vantage point under the kicker, it really does look like you're on a snowy mountain in the middle of the city. Pretty cool. The gap is nothing but street, they essentially have to huck over the Fillmore/Vallejo intersection to get to the transition.

Pacific Heights ghetto reprazent!

;^)

just say "no" to creak.

Fuck L.A. was unreal on that last S swell - thank you very much...
Hung with the gang up at G's in Laurel Canyon. Must have been 90 degrees in the shade under the oak trees. The pool was nice too - so was the green.
At least they laugh at my stories about you comedians... they can't even believe the crap on this page...
Claimers claiming. So funny.
Hey Kaiser, in my book your surfing abilities are rate a three (beginer) out of 10 just ahead of Rapestah and E, er, I mean Montell.
What is there to debate? Ass, grass or gas?
Anyone have directions to Maui?
And Cadver can you quit with the anon snipes - not cool - I know its you...

in my book of english bvb rates a 2.

love always,

j

Went out for an hour last night in bumpy jumbled surf but managed to score 8 waves. Lots of hard paddling to stay in the zone. I felt good afterward. Surfing is such a good thing.

I'm taking off work manana. Maybe that swell will begin to show before the afternoon winds.

bvb, if everyBODY STOPPED surfing LIKE YOU WANT, Who WOULD YOU MAKE FUN OF?

BVB, the funny thing is, I rate myself at a 2.5 out of 10 so I guess you see things better then I do!

But explain to me how by balls are about 10-fold larger then yours?

I mean, given all your infinite wisdom, your cool friends around the globe, your leisurely lifestyle, your art shows...man, I don't see why more people don't look up to you.

BVB all is fun in love and war! Hope to see you under the rust or past the 4-5 rows of whitewater one day soon. I'll share a wave and you can show me how its done!

i give him a 3, but at shitty backside horizontal off the lips on a 12 foot shortboard i give him a 10!

thats bvb im talking about

Kaiser how about some empty lefthand pointbreaks to go with this nice weather?

French babes optional....

Desert Point - How is it that these beautiful waves don't have 6 rows of white water in front of them like OB?

sharp, unforgiving reef instead. and a horde of hungry brazillians and ripping aussies taking all the waves. none for you seppo!

Ahhh getting back to what's important: nice wave pics.

Also important: Demonic Giant Squid. The following is priceless.

http://diver.net/seahunt/fend/f_scott.htm

"In addition to the Humboldt’s enormity and impressive array of weapons, this magnificent mollusk possesses a legendary ferocity. The local Mexican fishermen call it Rojo Diablo, or Red Demon. When I arrived in Mexico for the dive, several fishermen told tales of how people had experienced violent deaths after falling in the water with these red demons: “…they would be pulled down and devoured in moments.”

These stories were true and I knew it. So I developed equipment and techniques to counter a possible attack. These precautions included: anti-squid armor suits; armor plating for the vulnerable parts of my mixed-gas rebreather; anti-squid cage; and back-to-back diving techniques. To prevent being pulled down by a pack of squid, steel cables connected divers to the boat at all times. If these measures sound extreme, I can assure you they weren’t. Each one came into play and proved to be completely necessary."

that last pic...*splat*

Photos of Cape Hatteras/Easterns 2005 by New York City's Bob Skorney (www.wqsurfblog.com)

Boo-ya-ya!

What up E!

KTVU broadcasting the Pac Heights ski jump.

ktvu.com

Two screens: one with KTVU the other with CBS5... I love technology at the workplace! So far, I have seen two guys miss making the gap!

http://www.surfline.com/video/vids/2005/sep/jsps/quikfrance_r31_dl_wm.cfm

Check out CJ's barrel at the end. c razy. not to mention i think its dane renolds..

geez.

What is it about girls with surfboards that is so frikken cool?!

Dont know how you can top that Kaiser unless there is a surfspot in germany right now for Oktoberfest with St Pauli girls serving up the frosty good stuff.

Not until 2:00 p.m.!

After all these months of people talking about car break-ins at O.B., how people are going to bust that dude's face in, and now someone shows up with all sorts of detailed information on the guy, and everyone shuts up... Hmmmm... all I can say is, all talk, no action.

Its 1:30

I think the key to lack of response is:
"You may have noticed the break-ins slowing down in the end of August to Sept 2005 because he is running scared and has been hiding off and on in Santa Cruz, CA."

Let the SC locals regulate.

For as busy a surf place SC is its surprising that they dont have more car break ins.

They must save up all that energy for the wonderful hospitality i always recieve in the water.

You get him.
http://www.peoplefinders.com/summary.asp?from=pfzaba0001&fn=Ghassan&ln=Kharsa&state=CA&city=

whats up with the molly ringwald pic?

yeah Barney i'm with you frikken kool

Sharkbait, my friend informed me yesterday of the Rojo Diablo. Said they had been taken north due to El Nino events. I'd hate to run into them in the surf zone. That'd suck to be devoured by squid. Keep us posted. Say, "no" to squidbait.

Caught some fun ones on the log last night. Nice to catch something when it looks like there's nuthin'.

Nice puncture wound !

she is ass ugly - no debate

Ha, Caulifooornyyaaa

Four tight ends on one team?

"j, we need you to take it to 'em! hit the hole straight up the middle"

"YES SIR COACH!!!"

J: Let's hook for a "soul brother" sesh tomorrow. I'll drive. How's 4-mile sound?
Call Fakestah, E-Phil M.D., Lerm. Lenny, Squat, BARNEY, Bill, Cadaver, Tomstah, , Friend Zero.
Port a zoo - who cares!!!!!
Let's do it!

Barnoid for president!

get me the crap out of this office!

sorry i'm late, fire this up:

4 mins costs you nug 3to5!

i'm there barnoid, ping me in the AM at 650.328.7448. you want your usual, a peets double organic soy latte with extra caramel and a nonfat muffin?

mental note: the three sope special will kill the rest of your day....

enough with the threats Bad Vibe, it's our whole family against
YOU. meet us in the Linda Mar parking lot-we will take turns kicking your ass you WEENIE.
..either that or go back to Hawaii where you (WISH you) belong

yee-HAW!

just got back into the veal pen from
the beach. SUH-WEEET!!

rode the fish. poi-fect!
fun stuff. a few ins, no outs.

can you say glassy?

"glasss-eee."

back to work....aww man.

glassy fun fun fun in the afternoon.

okay Barnoid, I'll be there. and while I will bring some beers to keep Tom happy, beware I will be dropping in on you.