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Baja Impressions part 3

Salt-flat highways.
Roads strewn with the town's garbage.
A dog nearly attacks Lerm while we check a wave near a military outpost.
A tense scene as Lerm stares down the snarling canine, yelling at it, "NO!"
I try to yell him into the car but a Federale comes and calls the mutt off just in time.
We're a bit rattled but also laughing hysterically.
Check out a remote, dusty, desert fishing town that feels like the setting for a Stephen King twisted horror.
Maybe the sand and dust congeal into blob-like overlords after dark and keep the townspeople enslaved?
Maybe the huge Osprey birds shit toxic poo that warp the minds of the townspeople into violent killing cyborgs?
Dunno.
Cram in a final point break dawn patrol.
Get caught on the reef on my way in after the session and puncture 3 big gashes into the bottom of my board.
We're frickin audi!
Start driving south.
Out of the wind.
Driving driving driving driving.
Through the mountains.
Past many homemade alters to loved ones who had plunged to their doom.
Little crosses with pictures and plastic flowers and maybe an empty beer bottle.
Goats, donkeys and cows cross our path.
Many decrepit, rusted, gutted overturned vehicles strewn about.
Sleep in a town near the Sea of Cortez.
Hot. Fucking hot hot!
Internet to moms and CJ.
SHOWER!!!
Back down toward the relative civilization of Todos Santos.
Arrive at the beach an hour before dark.
Gorgeous white-sand beach with a protective headland to the north.
Nobody around.
Groomed, peaky, head-high A-frames peeling seductively all over the jaunt!!
WTF?!?!?
We thought it would be blown out nastiness but daamnn...
OUT THERE!!
Many fun, racy beach-break goodies.
Lerm gets covered up on "one of the best waves of my life."
MWSF gets a solid one.
Sand-bottom mellowness after a few weeks of unforgiving sharp reef.
Surf till we can't see.
Set up the tents as daylight totally fades.
Brilliant desert star-scape.
We need a fire.
Lerm and I cruise around and miraculously forage some wood.
Bats swoop down and chomp the insects attracted to our camping light.
Get the fire going.
Beers swilling.
Guitars wailing.
"Buenos Tardes, Amigo.
Hello, my good friend.
Cinco de Mayo's on Tuesday
And I hope, we'd see each other again."

Wake up and surf the dawnie, but it's not as good as the evening before.
Take a solo jaunt around the corner and dump one in the sand, then swim in the ocean no wetty!
NO WETTY!!
Last night Cabo revelry.
Squid Roe cheeseball weirdness.
Celebrate SkyWalker's birthday in style.
Tequila.

Thanks Bruce and CK for warning me about the possible Tsunami last night. With no radio, TV or internet in my house it was the only news that CJ and i had and we promptly left for higher ground! thanks for looking out fellas!!!

Broccoli head (bagel painting)

Illustrations by Bagel's friend Dice

Lee Ballard painting


Oh yes, and you take a small spade and bury your feces (faeces).

Did you leave that part out or did you leave that part out?

Posted by: at June 15, 2005 09:47 AM

ha ha! ... yup.. feces buried good.

Posted by: e at June 15, 2005 09:49 AM

good man. now proceed with regular programming.

Posted by: at June 15, 2005 09:54 AM

As usual, good writing E. Man, I need a surf adventure. I've been fortunate getting a little traveling in lately, but staying in condo's and surfing populated breaks lacks the camping out and going into uncharted waters mystique.

I was having dinner at Sri Thai at 46th and Lincoln last night at 7:50. Just a couple blocks from the new ("tsunami warning system" - isn't it?) at Ocean Beach. Ya know, the tall pole with all the horns at the top. I didn't hear anything about it til this am. The Beach Chalet was evacuated. Wassup with the warning system? My curry pumpkin coulda been ruined by adding too much salt water.

Posted by: Dennis at June 15, 2005 10:01 AM

Yeah that tsunami warning was pretty trippy but didn't freak me after I heard that it was a 7.0 off Crescent City. From what I understand, a 9.0 nearer to us would generate 22 ft waves at Beach. And while I may be displaying my ignorance, that doesn't seem like it would do much except mess up the lots at Sloat .....

Posted by: limevoodoo at June 15, 2005 10:10 AM

E, trip sounds like it was a blast...

Posted by: Mexi at June 15, 2005 10:19 AM

e, i've been loving the re-cap over the last few days. trully gifted with your ability to paint a story with words. i'm sure i've surfed that beachbreak/headland.

i'm glad you buried that dump as i was visualizing being there and hoped I would not step in it.

Posted by: 3to5setsof7 at June 15, 2005 10:28 AM

Many thanks for the trip images, E! Stoked for you guys!

I dream of one day surfing a spot more distant and exotic than Santa Cruz . . .

This morning mid-beach: got wet.

Posted by: kloo at June 15, 2005 10:30 AM

http://www.keep-a-breast.org/KABHawaii/g1.htm

Posted by: j at June 15, 2005 10:35 AM

word on the words about my words. THANKS!

nice on the session kloo. i also got wet this morning but managed little other than frostbitten fingers, ice-cream headache and a few scrawny rides. still fun though!

Posted by: e at June 15, 2005 10:35 AM

The tsunami thing. Judging from the Indo videos, it wasn't in most spots a tall, breaking wave with a huge wave-front, but more like a flash flood---REALLY long period, I guess. So instead of imagining a quadruple overhead regular wave, imagine a sudden flood tide to 20ft above normal.

Posted by: kloo at June 15, 2005 10:38 AM

About a tsunami at OB, remember that tsunamis are not just like the usual 20 ft waves that break every so often during winter here. A tsunami wave doesn't have a back like a regular wave, it has a back that's like 50 miles long, extending back out to sea. So it's more like an overall, but temporary, rise in sea level. So picture what that would look like around here. Would such a surge overtop the seawall and the dunes? I don't know. But spots a little further south, starting at Pacifica, would surely have problems. But this simple picture ignores local runup effects due to local bathymetry and focussing by coastal headlands and such, which are significant due to the super long periods of tsunamis, measured in tens of minutes rather than seconds. That has probably been modeled, but I can't put my finger on anything right now.

Posted by: con at June 15, 2005 10:52 AM

Well, here's one model, click the interactive tsunami evacuation planning map link to see if your place will get wet:

http://www.abag.ca.gov/bayarea/eqmaps/tsunami/

Posted by: con at June 15, 2005 11:07 AM

misses me by one block.

Posted by: e at June 15, 2005 11:13 AM

I remember back in 94/95 when there was a tsuamni warning from Japan or something. I was down in SB-of course everyone went surfing and to the coast to go check it out. Kind of the opposite effect? Never came, fortunately for the masses

Posted by: artifact at June 15, 2005 11:17 AM

Misses me too, but I'd be able to hear it......

Yeah, con, that's a good point -- a tsunami does have a lot more water behind it than huge winter waves.

Posted by: limevoodoo at June 15, 2005 11:17 AM

glad were all not dead..im sure the brigade would be killing it though..

nice recaps e will there be a 4th episode? you guys scored..sweet

Posted by: bagel at June 15, 2005 11:41 AM

I got dibs on Anna Sherwood!

Posted by: Kaiser at June 15, 2005 11:46 AM

Lerm, tell us about the "wave"? I want details.

Posted by: Kaiser at June 15, 2005 11:47 AM

A lot of factors go into tsunamis...in addition to the ones already mentioned, there's sea floor contours. Now expert re: oceanic hazards via the last 102F fever and a borrowed set of "Savage Seas" heh

Seriously though, still feeling for those tsunami victims. Can you imagine going about your daily business, and suddenly this wall of water starts crashing through your town? At least the Pacific has a warning system, we're waaaaay lucky living here.

Posted by: s.s. sharkbait at June 15, 2005 11:56 AM

A bit of a shock to be watching TV and see the Tsunami warning with an ETA to SF of like 30 minutes; made me wish I had the entire Avenues crowd on speed dial. Having been through a few emergencies I'm reminded how often something unreal doesn't seem real until its too late. Thank goodness this turned out OK. As I recall, it's a function of the magnitude of the quake as well as the type, with subduction plate movement more likely to cause Tsunamis.

Posted by: Bruce at June 15, 2005 11:58 AM

Posted by: cutie at June 15, 2005 12:16 PM

This is right after a big 7.9 in Chile. Lots of activity in the ring of fire eh.

Isn't there supposed to be a siren system, did anyone hear that? I sure didn't down by SP. Way to go those on the phone alert lookout!

Posted by: artifact at June 15, 2005 12:16 PM

and thanks for plugging me and my pals too man your the greatest..

Posted by: bagel at June 15, 2005 12:16 PM

Yeah, it's crazy what a great couple of sessions we got at the sandy bottom spot, especially given that we were mainly stopping there for a utility sesh for lerm and e and a non-razor-sharp-reef sesh for kook-ass me. Low expectations greatly exceeded...

Posted by: mwsf at June 15, 2005 12:17 PM

name the spot bitches

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Posted by: tom at June 15, 2005 12:21 PM


2nd try

Posted by: at June 15, 2005 12:22 PM

Fort Point!

Posted by: bagel at June 15, 2005 12:26 PM

That's right Bruce, so we're maybe a little bit better off here since we don't have a subduction zone directly offshore. There's another significant tsunami generator we can worry about here, however, and that is underwater landslides. Which can be (but don't necessarily have to be) triggered by a big earthquake, which we do have occasionally. There are some large submarine slides along the sides of Monterey Canyon, I have no idea if anyone knows what the risk is from those. But again it's probably much less for SF, compared to the Monterey Bay area.

I don't think it is well known that the 1906 earthquake generated a small tsunami here. A surge of about 10 cm was recorded by the SF tide gauge. That was inside the gate, so would have been somewhat larger out on the open coast. Maybe rideable?

Posted by: con at June 15, 2005 12:29 PM

Bruce you are correct. Last evenings earthquake had horizontal movement of the subduction plates. if the movement had been vertical. a tsunami would likely have been generated.

how fascinating would that be to observe the epicenter of a ocean floor quake on the sea surface.?! i wonder if there giant air/gas bubbles that float to the surface?

Posted by: 3to5setsof7 at June 15, 2005 12:40 PM

3to5 - "i wonder if there giant air/gas bubbles that float to the surface?" Only if it comes from a passgasduction zone.

Posted by: Dennis at June 15, 2005 12:59 PM

could be Black's, Indo, or johnnie's secret spot in A-town.

Posted by: wister at June 15, 2005 01:09 PM

Speaking of water safety, Darrick Doerner will be holding a free water safety seminar at OB August 24th-ish. Darrick will discuss surf and water safety, including the following topics:

* Basic first aid
* Infant, child and adult CPR
* Risk assessment and management
* Maximizing peak experiences
* Adaptation in different locations
* Handling worst case scenarios
* Scene assessment
* Team work

I encourage everyone to attend cuz you may need to pull me outta the water this fall!

Posted by: Dennis at June 15, 2005 01:11 PM

Kaiser's Bat--ub. Clearly.

Posted by: s.s. sharkbait at June 15, 2005 01:12 PM

Tom's photo:
pretty crowded.
wetsuits.
Defined peak.
Hollow.
Offshores.

I'd guess Blacks.

Posted by: e at June 15, 2005 01:15 PM

how about this one?

Posted by: e at June 15, 2005 01:17 PM

Sorry - free seminar is:
When: July 24th, 2005 (Sun) 4:00-7:00PM
Where: San Francisco, California *
Cost: Free

Posted by: Dennis at June 15, 2005 01:17 PM

Good guess E. I would bet BIG bucks it's in the San Diego or Baja area ;-) Blacks is as good a call as any especially with the cliffside angle.

Posted by: Dennis at June 15, 2005 01:22 PM

ill agree and say first pik: blacks
second: cardiff, suck outs or whatever you call that right north of cardiff reef and south of san olejo

Posted by: bagel at June 15, 2005 01:26 PM

Yeah, that's gotta be Blacks.

Posted by: MSG at June 15, 2005 01:27 PM

and how would you like to be that guy in the middle of the second pik about to be demolished. is that what they call the impact zone?

Posted by: bagel at June 15, 2005 01:28 PM

Lajolla Cove

Posted by: tom at June 15, 2005 01:43 PM

"Celebrate SkyWalker's birthday in style."

High expectations greatly exceeded. Kaiser would have loved it.

Posted by: mwsf at June 15, 2005 01:56 PM

sharkbait - that's two mentions of kaiser's bat_ _ ub in two days...is there some funny business going on intra-niceness?

Posted by: j at June 15, 2005 02:05 PM

e's pic - Cardiff Reef

Posted by: sea scum at June 15, 2005 02:05 PM

first post in ages. was gone south for a surf trip with my lady (yes...i know there are those out there who hate that term of endearment, but i do not) for a bit and have been held down by a quadruple-overhead A-frame of piled up work since!

i was just scanning the site and saw the discussion of the tsunami warning last night. interesting stuff about subduction, etc. question: i seem to remember some discussion on this board following the SE Asia tsunami indicating that (for reasons unclear to me...maybe bottom contours?) a tsunami couldn't hit SF/the Bay Area. is this true or not? given last night's warning, i'm assuming that it's not true, but does anyone know for sure?

btw...e, no sweat on the warning. i just wanted to make sure you heard the news. glad to hear that my call was useful...or at least would have been had the tsunami developed.

Posted by: ck at June 15, 2005 02:07 PM

kinda funny story about the Tsunami warning last night..

My roommate was about 12 keystones and a couple shots of Jack Daniels deep and when we heard the warning. He was acting all tough and saying shit like, "ohhh fuck that, i don’t give a fuck about a tsunami." The rest of us were getting kinda sketched and contemplating going to higher ground when we noticed that our drunkass roommate was nowhere to be found. upon further inspection we found him with one of MY old wetsuits barley on, passed out on the floor of the bathroom. Funniest thing i had seen in a long time! Anyways, kinda a random post, but im bored.

Posted by: sea scum at June 15, 2005 02:33 PM

I think you mean Jemma Lenton







Posted by: at June 15, 2005 02:36 PM

Dang , Cardiff gets good.

Posted by: mexi at June 15, 2005 03:15 PM

Posted by: Jemma Lenton at June 15, 2005 03:20 PM

diggin on Ween's album Quebec right now.

solid tunes from my home town!!

Posted by: e at June 15, 2005 03:50 PM

Ween is great, the country album is a favorite.

Posted by: Mexi at June 15, 2005 03:52 PM

Hey...a while back, there was some discussion about a good physical therapist in the Potrero Hill area. Am rehabbing a reconstructed ACL and need to change PTs. Any suggestions?

Posted by: Q at June 15, 2005 03:54 PM

SE PAPA Buoy

popping. Jumped from 1.6 to 17.7 swell height in 6 hours. Wax up those guns...in late June! Posted by: Surfseeker7 at June 15, 2005 03:55 PM

would it be foolish to attempt an arvo? what's the over/under line on enjoyable waves that could be caught?

Posted by: vons at June 15, 2005 03:58 PM

its 23.6 feet at 11 seconds?

there will be no waves ridden when it gets here

Posted by: at June 15, 2005 04:11 PM

Transdermal Sublimation. . .

So fucking good. White Pepper is one of my favorite of all time.

Posted by: be at June 15, 2005 04:12 PM

Yowza!


Posted by: mwsf at June 15, 2005 04:18 PM

ya.. ween kicks arse.

Lerm and i are trying to get "Buenas Tardes, Amigo" down on guitar. Lerm's pretty good at it.

rock.

Posted by: e at June 15, 2005 04:19 PM

It's 4:20, do you know where your nugs are?

Posted by: 4:20 at June 15, 2005 04:20 PM

The paddle out at OB is so easy!

Posted by: the 3 times I tried it anyway at June 15, 2005 04:28 PM

this is all so

Posted by: bob at June 15, 2005 04:36 PM

your the one that like looking at pictures of dudes making out...MOTED!

Posted by: bagel at June 15, 2005 04:43 PM

likes likeS

im so stupid!

Posted by: bagel at June 15, 2005 04:44 PM

Posted by: ween at June 15, 2005 04:46 PM

go home kaiser!

Posted by: at June 15, 2005 04:59 PM

ALERT * ALERT * ALERT ******** ALERT * ALERT * ALERT

- This is an emergency broadcast warning from the Kaiser Alert System. There has been a non-acceptable "man love" post. Please read the alert below:

Posted by: Kaiser at June 15, 2005 05:00 PM

ALERT * ALERT * ALERT ******** ALERT * ALERT * ALERT

- Anon I am STILL at home! Waiting for your instructions......

Posted by: Kaiser at June 15, 2005 05:02 PM

post more chicks...and no more opinions.


and go wash my car

Posted by: at June 15, 2005 05:04 PM

Sorry, here is a smile for you Anon!

Posted by: Kaiser at June 15, 2005 05:04 PM

Bring it to my house. I'll be waiting.

Posted by: Kaiser at June 15, 2005 05:07 PM

E you win the wordsmith award for 2005. just got back from "the end of the road". 2 weeks of warm oceanic bliss.Tsunami would chand=ge just about every surfbreak nearshore .We would all ahve to become explorers

Posted by: toneman at June 15, 2005 05:17 PM

nothing bad about a little exploration

Posted by: toneman at June 15, 2005 05:40 PM

you can say that again

Posted by: sir francis drake at June 15, 2005 06:12 PM

kaiser, thanks for helping out after the man love photo. and, i like how you were political about it and made sure she had a rainbow thong on.

Posted by: j at June 15, 2005 06:43 PM

That was rough! Yikes! Fanny packs! Geesh :(

Posted by: at June 15, 2005 07:23 PM

Correct me if I'm wrong but I think the last time I saw those particular fanny packs was during one of the Brigade's throw downs at Kelly's.

Posted by: Spiderman at June 15, 2005 09:04 PM

that's too close. I see zits and mosquito bites. Got airbrush?

Posted by: at June 15, 2005 09:32 PM

Why can't it be winter...I am going through vernal withdrawal...someone help me, we need to end these onshore winds. Sat down and looked at Nov-Dec posts, the good life. A few more months and fall will be arriving. Can we hold it together?

Posted by: onthebus at June 16, 2005 01:53 PM
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